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Fyre Wallet

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    +title: Fyre Wallet
    +type: company
    +status: confirmed
    +sources:
    +  - raw/news/luke-dash-jr-to-launch-bitcoin-storage-solution.json
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    +The **Fyre Wallet** is a "hot-ish-cold" (also styled "ultra-hot-cold") Bitcoin storage product launched in March 2023 by developer [[characters/luke-dashjr|Luke Dash-JR]] in partnership with legendary entrepreneur Billy McFarland ([[news/luke-dash-jr-to-launch-bitcoin-storage-solution|Luke Dash-JR to Launch Bitcoin Storage Solution]]).
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    +## Product
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    +Built on C++ and Rust, "the most advanced and secure programming languages," the wallet is per its creator "almost impossible to breach without serious personal misconduct." Its defining cold-storage feature is seamless compatibility with any device — internet-connected computers, wifi-enabled smartphones, and tablets on the internet. It sells through the official website across a range of pricing plans.
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    +## Track record
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    +The wallet emerged from Luke's own loss of several hundred Bitcoin in a hot wallet hack. Its flagship testimonial, from a beta tester of ten months: "I have only lost 11% of my holdings, which is a huge improvement!"
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    +> irl: The name fuses two disasters — Billy McFarland's Fyre Festival fraud and Luke Dashjr's real December 2022 loss of 200+ BTC from his own storage. No such product exists; "hot-ish-cold storage" is the joke category for a cold wallet that touches the internet.