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Stoney

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+---
+title: Stoney
+type: character
+factions:
+  - Bitcoin Twitter
+status: confirmed
+aliases: [Stoney Bitson]
+card:
+  id: inf-9
+  tier: 1
+  class: Economics
+  role: Mid
+  hp: 142
+  atk: 60
+sources:
+  - "raw/cards/roster.json#inf-9"
+  - raw/news/cia-director-insists-jason-lowerys-engagement-is-organic.json
+---
+
+**Stoney**, writing under the "cowardly nym" **Stoney Bitson**, is a Bitcoin maximalist conspiracy theorist and one of the most frequently banned accounts on [[orgs/bitcoin-twitter|Bitcoin Twitter]].
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+## Arc history
+
+Stoney's first documented act, in March 2023, was dissent from the CIA's certification of [[characters/jason-lowery|Jason Lowery]]'s organic engagement. Unimpressed by Director [[characters/william-burns|William J. Burns]]'s assurances, he announced a protest with a built-in royalty payment to its target: "I'm going to buy Jason's new [[media/softwar|book]] and burn it." The tweet got his account banned "for the infinite time" — establishing both his conspiracy-theorist credentials and his ban count as running canon ([[news/cia-director-insists-jason-lowerys-engagement-is-organic|CIA Director Insists Jason Lowery's Engagement Is Organic]]).
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