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Shane Onuiex

1 revision · first seen 2026-08-12 · last edited 2026-08-12 · 0 by Henry 1 by a human

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    +title: Shane Onuiex
    +type: character
    +factions:
    +  - The Bugle
    +status: confirmed
    +card:
    +  id: inf-25
    +  tier: 2
    +  class: Political
    +  faction: The Bugle
    +  role: Mid
    +  hp: 105
    +  atk: 50
    +portrait: /portraits/inf-25.webp
    +wpUrl: "https://bugleverse.com/all-bugleverse-content/people/shane-onuiex/"
    +sources:
    +  - "raw/cards/roster.json#inf-25"
    +  - raw/wp-pages/people/shane-onuiex.md
    +---
    +
    +[![](/media/2025-03-fJO84QaU_400x400.jpg)](https://x.com/shaneonuiex)
    +
    +[Shane Onuiex](https://x.com/shaneonuiex) is a cartoonist and contributor for [The Bugle](https://bugleverse.com/all-bugleverse-content/companies/the-bugle-2/ "The Bugle"). He is a meme-savvy Bitcoin believer who’s betting on laser-eyed gains to 100K and crying all the way to 1M, while tracking Vance filter domination across platforms.
    +
    +Shane’s been roasting Bitcoiners for hair-washing, questioning cheap house deals in NY, and praising dank memes—all in a week’s work.
    +
    +# Comics
    +
    +## Finals
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-GnEje7uWMAAyEGe-771x1024.jpg)
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-GnEje7vWUAAZ25a-1024x574.jpg)
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-GnEjfBfXgAAjKp6-1024x682.jpg)
    +
    +## Who tf…
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-photo_2025-03-27_14-14-16-1024x1024.jpg)
    +
    +## Retards
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-GmqsnhKaAAA2jcj-771x1024.jpg)
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-Gmqsu9qWMAAx4hm-1024x574.jpg)
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-photo_2025-03-27_14-14-31-1024x574.jpg)
    +
    +## Oklahoma
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-GkGYX5KXcAAU1G8-771x1024.jpg)
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-GkGYZMFWYAAA1Ch-771x1024.jpg)
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-GkGYaUFXcAAP98T-771x1024.jpg)
    +
    +## Fries or drink with that?
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-photo_2025-03-27_14-14-54-771x1024.jpg)
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-photo_2025-03-27_14-14-42-1024x682.jpg)
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-photo_2025-03-27_14-14-47-1024x682.jpg)
    +
    +## Big things are coming…
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-GlcwKqPbwAsIWbe-771x1024.jpg)
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-GlcwLldXMAAamt7-1024x574.jpg)
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-GlcwMcRWYAA-K3f-1024x574.jpg)
    +
    +## What is money?
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-photo_2025-03-27_14-15-04-682x1024.jpg)
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-photo_2025-03-27_14-15-01-1024x682.jpg)
    +
    +![](/media/2025-03-photo_2025-03-27_14-14-58-1024x682.jpg)
    +
    +
    +## Appearances
    +
    +### In the news (2)
    +
    +- [[news/robert-breedlove-to-start-mens-support-group-for-men-with-wives-that-refuse-to-talk-about-bitcoin|Robert Breedlove To Start Men’s Support Group For Men With Wives That Refuse To Talk About Bitcoin]]
    +- [[news/podconf-wef-partnership-could-save-us-all|PODCONF/WEF Partnership Could Save Us All]]
    +
    +*Mention counts are mechanical (name matches in transcripts); Henry verifies and annotates them.*