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    +---
    +title: Rob Hamilton
    +type: character
    +factions:
    +  - Red Team
    +status: confirmed
    +aliases:
    +  - AI Rob Hamilton
    +  - The Giggler
    +  - Rob one ham
    +  - Ryan Ham
    +  - Rodney Hamilton
    +card:
    +  id: inf-15
    +  tier: 1
    +  class: Technical
    +  faction: Red Team
    +  role: Mid
    +  hp: 145
    +  atk: 55
    +portrait: /portraits/inf-15.webp
    +sources:
    +  - raw/cards/roster.json#inf-15
    +  - raw/episodes/abc-always-be-complying-bugle-weekly-episode-2/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/the-compliant-people-are-getting-involved-bugle-weekly-episode-6/bundle.json
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    +  - raw/episodes/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5/bundle.json
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    +  - raw/episodes/broccolispace-media-with-charlie-spears-btp-episode-19/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/the-orange-pill-is-not-ozempic-bugle-weekly-episode-69/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/humor-knotzi-police-state-bugle-weekly-episode-73/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/shake-your-adversarys-hand-with-portland-hodl-btp-episode-22/bundle.json
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    +  - raw/episodes/the-dawn-of-the-1st-turning-bugle-weekly-episode-93/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/in-the-midst-of-madness-bugle-weekly-episode-102/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/bitcoin-magazine-maxi-madness-victory-twitter-spaces-with-casey-and-erin/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/the-plebs-killed-jesus-bugle-weekly-episode-104/bundle.json
    +---
    +
    +Rob Hamilton is the cofounder and CEO of [[sponsors/anchor-watch|Anchor Watch]], a
    +Bitcoin insurance company that the Bugle has never once described accurately. He is
    +the show's longest-running friendly outside party: a booster from the second episode
    +onward, a repeat guest, the man plebs accuse of secretly running every Bitcoin media
    +organisation, and — as of 2026 — the reigning X-bracket champion of
    +[[events/maxi-madness-2026|Maxi Madness]]. He is bald, he giggles, and he claims to
    +have discovered miniscript.
    +
    +## Insurance for ship anchors
    +
    +Hamilton enters the record as evidence in an argument about the audience.
    +[[characters/richard-greaser|Richard Greaser]] cites him as proof the show is listened
    +to by CEOs, then immediately admits he does not know what Anchor Watch does: "I don't
    +even know what they do. They like make Fitbits but for Bitcoin?"[^ah-fitbits] Minutes
    +later Hamilton sends the show's first read boost, 21,000 sats with the message
    +"finally some real journalism and Bitcoin" — and Richard introduces him as "Rob at the
    +the anchor watch insurance company for ship anchors."[^ah-boost] The ship-anchor
    +reading has never been retracted.
    +
    +The company's other founder, [[characters/becca-amilee|Becca Amilee]], is credited in
    +the sponsor read under her handle: "That's why I teamed up with Becca Ameli to build
    +this company, AKA Becky from Compliance."[^ah-becca] Those reads are performed by a
    +voice clone. The Bugle discloses the method and the threat in the same breath: "His
    +voice was cloned and generated using the Texas Instruments typewriter AI Pro software
    +made exclusively available to the Bugle" — and if Hamilton sues, "we would take him
    +down like we are taking down PodCon."[^ah-clone] He has not sued. He boosts.
    +
    +> irl: AnchorWatch is a real Bitcoin insurance company cofounded by Rob Hamilton and
    +> Becca Amilee. Miniscript, Zeus, and Fedimint are real; the Texas Instruments
    +> typewriter AI Pro software is not.
    +
    +[[characters/rod-palmer|Rod Palmer]] reads Hamilton into the Mile High Club bit in
    +Bugle Weekly 30 — he is "behind all his Bitcoin podcasts listening, but," taking the
    +club to Australia[^ah-milehigh] — and the Anchor Watch account eventually becomes
    +lore-adjacent enough that [[characters/charlie-spears|Charlie Spears]] improvises an
    +unsolicited ad read on air to seal a handshake deal that Hamilton must sponsor both
    +shows once the company makes money: "Rising tide lifts all boats and therefore raises
    +the anchors, so you no longer lead to need to watch the anchors with Anchor
    +Watch."[^ah-spears]
    +
    +## Discovering Miniscript
    +
    +His first full appearance, [[episodes/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5|Behind The Podcast 5]],
    +is booked as a callback: [[characters/shinobi|Shinobi]] had insisted on an earlier
    +episode "that Bitcoin mini script was invented," so the Bugle brings on the man who
    +says he discovered it.[^mini-premise] Hamilton settles it himself, conceding Shinobi's
    +point and claiming the credit anyway: "Mini Script in the way that Christopher Columbus
    +discovered America."[^mini-columbus] Rod had already granted him the verb during the
    +Anchor Watch pitch-in-miniature — "And you discover MiniSprint and you use it to invent
    +the first way to get insurance" — the thesis being that Bitcoin is your insurance and
    +Anchor Watch is insurance on your insurance.[^mini-pitch]
    +
    +The episode is where most of Hamilton's canon is laid down. He arrives fresh from
    +[[characters/michael-saylor|Saylor]]'s New Year's Eve party — "I I rung it in at the the
    +Podkoff ball down at, Sailor's Mansion for the hundred k party, New Year's Eve
    +party"[^mini-ball] — and submits to the fashion desk, having worn his wedding tuxedo to
    +the yacht: "party. I hand tied my own bow tie. I had an orange cummerbund."[^mini-tux]
    +Rod uses the occasion to coin the orange carpet: "And we have an emerging orange carpet,
    +and it's not everybody's ready for the orange carpet."[^mini-carpet]
    +
    +He takes to the house paranoia without being asked, upgrading the podcaster shoe-check
    +conspiracy into Bluetooth step-counting — "Not only feet pics, but I think it was also a
    +little bit of an analysis of seeing how many steps podcasters get"[^mini-feet] — and
    +then inverts it. Citing [[characters/marty-bent|Marty Bent]]'s on-air Fed handler ("So
    +now we have, like, the direct line where, you know, Marty Marty Ben sometimes will be
    +like, hey,"),[^mini-handler] he arrives at the line the show has never let go of: "You
    +should strive to be your Fed's favorite Bitcoin podcaster."[^mini-fed]
    +
    +Two more bits are minted in the same sitting. He declares a suppressed truth — "Shinobi's
    +hot. I'm tired of pretending."[^mini-shinobi] — and, pressed on his position that any
    +woman in Bitcoin is hot, is diagnosed by Richard with "the Podkomp goggles," which
    +Hamilton neither confirms nor denies.[^mini-goggles] He also breaks the show's guest
    +streak. Richard audits him mid-boost-read: "before we comment on this, I wanna ask you,
    +Rob, are you Jewish? I am not."[^mini-jewish] Elsewhere he advances the theory that
    +[[characters/peter-mccormack|Peter McCormack]] is the common ancestor of the entire
    +scene, which Rod canonises: "that Peter McCormick is Bitcoin is like the Genghis Khan of
    +Eskimo Brothers in the Bitcoin podcast community."[^mini-genghis] And he names the tax
    +manoeuvre Richard describes: "Oh, the great compliance opt out."[^mini-optout] The
    +sitting's longest original bit is the Bitcoin podcast power law — "Yeah. Are you familiar
    +with Bitcoin podcast power law?" — a model tying the price to the number of Bitcoin
    +podcasts in existence, to which Hamilton supplies the feedback loop.[^mini-powerlaw]
    +
    +Anchor Watch business is conducted on air. Richard, studying the fashion article's
    +photographs, identifies Becca Amilee's full sleeve as a noncompliance signal and
    +therefore a Monero Bro attractant, which Hamilton finds structurally awkward: "Which is
    +ironic because Becca's full time job is working the compliance side of
    +everything."[^mini-tattoo] He undertakes to amend the employee handbook accordingly,
    +noting that overriding the woman who writes the compliance manual is delicate.
    +
    +## Forty hours per week
    +
    +Hamilton is the meme's most devout layman. He states the standard unprompted, as routine
    +hygiene alongside seed phrases and air-gapping — "That's why we listen to forty hours of
    +Bitcoin podcast per week"[^hpw-state] — and reports working with state regulators to have
    +it count toward an insurance licence. His guilt has a documented origin: a 2018 episode he
    +skipped. "Andrew Polster went on and talked about it, and I missed that podcast. Now I'm
    +gonna tell you, missing that one podcast" — the anecdote becomes the show's moral
    +claim.[^hpw-origin] His miniscript podcast tour is framed as penance: he went on the
    +circuit to "first off, atone for my sin of missing a Bitcoin podcast, but then I was
    +trying to pay it forward and make sure that no one else" repeated it.[^hpw-atone]
    +
    +> Henry's note: the "Andrew Polster" of that beat is ASR for a person with no page here.
    +> The index flags the beat medium-confidence and declines to name him. So does this page.
    +
    +It is Hamilton who asks the question that puts the meme's provenance on the record, and
    +[[characters/richard-greaser|Greaser]] answers with the same verb Hamilton used for
    +miniscript: "I I think we just discovered it. I I wouldn't say that we invented it. It was
    +not in any way."[^hpw-discovered] He also submits to the Bugle as a clinic. Having caught
    +himself listening to twenty hours of his own clips — negative entropy, by Rod's rule — he
    +reports the remedy: "they prescribed me an extra ten hours to kind of offset the
    +entropy."[^hpw-dose]
    +
    +## The man behind everything
    +
    +Plebs read Hamilton as a front. He is accused of running the [[orgs/podconf|PodConf]]
    +account, an accusation Richard raises to his face and dismisses on professional grounds:
    +Hamilton wears it "as a badge of honor."[^conf-accuse] [[characters/erin-redwing|Erin
    +Redwing]] assumed he was a Bugle alt outright — "don't you see why I thought Rob Hamilton
    +was you guys? Like, it's it seems like it's a natural alt for him" — which forced Richard
    +to ask his cohost on air whether he was Rob Hamilton.[^conf-alt] [[characters/pledditor|Pledditor]]
    +went further, alleging Hamilton is behind [[sponsors/blockspace-media|BlockSpace Media]]
    +and, per Rod, "Pledger has receipts": Rob in PodConf gear in Dubai, Florida, the yacht
    +party, the crypto ball, Mar-A-Lago.[^conf-pledd] Greaser's own reading is that the plebs
    +have it backwards — "A lot of people overestimate Rob. Like, they they look at him. They
    +accuse him of being Podkoff." — while Spears offers the counter-diagnosis that Hamilton is
    +a tabula rasa Bitcoiners see themselves in.[^conf-overest] Rob and
    +[[characters/lubka|Lubka]], meanwhile, are the two men Rod names as greeting Pledditor
    +every morning: "they take pride in telling waking up in the morning and telling Pledger
    +that they hope he has a nice day."[^conf-nice]
    +
    +## The giggler
    +
    +By late 2025 a campaign was underway to cancel Hamilton for laughing at plebs — "people
    +like Rob Hamilton for giggling" — and the mob supplied the epithet.[^gig-origin] Greaser
    +files the effort under misdirected grumpiness that could be aimed at Jerome Powell instead,
    +noting the collateral damage: "Or not Becca wasn't even laughing. Becca has no idea what's
    +going on."[^gig-becca] The Anchor Watch cold open then annexes the insult, read by the
    +clone: "Haters have been trying to cancel me for laughing at the plight of plebs. Some have
    +even started calling me the giggler."[^gig-annex] The tag stuck. When
    +[[characters/portland-hodl|Portland Hodl]] came on to answer for the Lex Luthor
    +allegation — a meme Rod admits he manufactured himself[^gig-lex] — Greaser's callback
    +was that the giggler was giving him a run for his money.
    +
    +## Paper Bitcoin and the Knots question
    +
    +At [[episodes/scaling-with-paper-bitcoin-ft-21-media-evan-kaloudis-and-rob-hamilton|Scaling
    +With Paper Bitcoin]] Hamilton corrects the premise before Greaser can finish it — "Dude,
    +you don't Zeus just added paper Bitcoin support" — and [[characters/evan-kaloudis|Evan
    +Kaloudis]] concedes he shipped it because the Bugle wore him down.[^pb-zeus] Hamilton then
    +supplies the episode's [[memes/paper-bitcoin|paper Bitcoin]] origin story from his own
    +group chat, where the Bugle guys had been "just zapping each other fake Bitcoin because of
    +the mint shutdown."[^pb-rug] Kaloudis's verdict on the rug — "not insured" — is a dig at
    +Anchor Watch, which Greaser had banned Hamilton from discussing.
    +
    +The room shares creatine on stream, which Hamilton claims as a first: "I think it's the
    +first communal creatine on a Bitcoin podcast ever. You know, we like to set
    +standards."[^pb-creatine] He endorses the Bugle's frame on the OP_RETURN war — "He's
    +right. It's not technical. It's about should the core devs be allowed to have
    +sex."[^pb-sex] — and disposes of the [[characters/luke-dashjr|Luke Dashjr]] node-count
    +question in one line: "There's 900 knots nodes, and they're all Luke's
    +children."[^pb-knots] Asked for his Bitcoin podcasting Mount Rushmore, he picks
    +[[characters/junseth|Junseth]] and Peter McCormack, then the hosts: "Just say Dick and Rod
    +right there. Just like the final two."[^pb-rushmore]
    +
    +## Later record
    +
    +Hamilton's boosts and cameos continue across the run. He congratulates the show on its
    +first anniversary and uses the slot for a Shinobi drive-by — "And while there are many fake
    +journalists out there like Shinobi,"[^lat-anniv] — and is the co-host of record on the
    +Citadel Dispatch episode Greaser cites for [[characters/matt-odell|Matt Odell]]'s Nostr
    +voting news.[^lat-odell] In January 2026 he launches a math podcast with
    +[[characters/fundamentals|Fundamentals]]: "Magic Internet and Math is the name of the
    +podcast," pitched as reteaching math as a liberal art.[^lat-math] Rod plugs it again the
    +following week — "He's got a new podcast with Rob Hamilton,"[^lat-math2]
    +
    +In [[events/maxi-madness-2026|Maxi Madness 2026]] he draws
    +[[characters/giacomo-zucco|Giacomo Zucco]] in the X-bracket Sweet 16[^mm-bracket] and, en
    +route, beats Luke Dashjr — a result Greaser reads as the Knotzis having "already socially
    +hard forked."[^mm-knots] He also wins the pick-em, taking a lifetime supply of
    +[[sponsors/soapminer|SoapMiner]] tallow soap[^mm-prize] — an award he accepts with an
    +unsolicited ad read — and the win is confirmed in the housekeeping: "Rob Hamilton who won
    +the bracket pick them challenge, for the x bracket."[^mm-win] He phones into the victory
    +spaces from Bedford, which he treats as a hostage situation: "I need to be very careful
    +because I'm actually in Bedford right now, the Bitcoin capital of the world for Peter
    +McCormick's conference cheat code in The UK."[^mm-bedford]
    +
    +## The X desk
    +
    +Off-air, the Bugle accounts keep a running Hamilton beat, and it splits along the same seams as the audio record: the man who discovered miniscript, the front for everything, and — above all — the Giggler. Three accounts do the work: [[characters/richard-greaser|@GreaserRichard]] in the first person, [[characters/rod-palmer|@rodpalmerhodl]] as the color man, and @bitcoin_bugle as the wire.
    +
    +### Announcing the discoverer
    +
    +The miniscript booking is announced with the show's own hedge intact — the invented/discovered distinction is preserved rather than resolved:
    +
    +> "@brian_trollz insists that Bitcoin Miniscript was invented but we spoke with the man who thinks he discovered it: @Rob1Ham CEO of @AnchorWatch"
    +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2025-01-09](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1877451119275704408)
    +
    +![](/tweets/1877451119275704408-0.jpg)
    +
    +Rod backdates the lore, placing Hamilton's arrival as a room-clearing event: "imagine being upstairs when rob hamilton crashed the miniscript podcast at pubkey. that must've hit so hard" — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-02-27](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1894932603066818730). The pitch, per Greaser, is inexhaustible and must be physically escaped. Photographed together at a [[characters/evan-kaloudis|21 Media]] event, Greaser reports the terms of the truce:
    +
    +> "Rob Hamilton attempted to pitch me Anchorwatch and explain Miniscript again but I shut him down. We settled for smoking a cigarette outside together"
    +> — [@GreaserRichard, 2025-06-08](https://x.com/GreaserRichard/status/1931557225606082757)
    +
    +![](/tweets/1931557225606082757-0.jpg)
    +
    +### The Giggler, in costume
    +
    +The Giggler is by a wide margin Hamilton's largest social footprint, and the accounts treat the nickname as a standing character with its own iconography. The [[sponsors/anchor-watch|Anchor Watch]] clone's on-air annexation of the insult gets a poster tagline off-air — "'Forgive My Laughter. I Have A Condition.' - The Giggler"[^x-condition] — and by Halloween the bit has a merch problem, the costume filed as a public-safety matter:
    +
    +> "The Giggler costume is no laughing matter"
    +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2025-10-21](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1980664963850203238)
    +
    +![](/tweets/1980664963850203238-0.jpg)
    +
    +Greaser plays it straight into the void — "What does the giggler dress up as on Halloween?" — [@GreaserRichard, 2025-10-31](https://x.com/GreaserRichard/status/1984262761099206771) — while Rod pushes the persona toward canonisation, endorsing a fan proposal to "make a btc pokémon card of the giggler."[^x-card]
    +
    +<video controls preload="none" poster="/tweets/1961845503018049658-poster.jpg" src="/tweets/1961845503018049658.mp4" style="width:100%;max-width:620px;border-radius:10px;display:block;margin:.5rem 0;"></video>
    +
    +### Giggler Watch
    +
    +The v30 Core release is covered as a threat advisory, with the giggle itself as the tracked hazard:
    +
    +> "The Bitcoin Community Has Officially Issued A Giggler Watch ... Plebs are encouraged to keep their eyes peeled for any giggling when Bitcoin Core v30 is released"
    +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2025-10-07](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1975587561889312879)
    +
    +![](/tweets/1975587561889312879-0.jpg)
    +
    +Greaser folds the tag into his thumbnail doctrine, listing Hamilton among the faces that draw a click — "Thumbnails are modern day artillery ... Here's the Giggler AKA @Rob1Ham" — [@GreaserRichard, 2025-09-23](https://x.com/GreaserRichard/status/1970325369149628510). Rod supplies the encouragements between crises: "everyone just hold on for a second! let the giggler cook" — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2026-05-17](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/2056073658506903577).
    +
    +### Casualties of the giggle
    +
    +The timeline treats the Giggler as a combatant with a body count, and the recurring casualty is [[characters/matthew-kratter|Matthew Kratter]]. Rod frames Kratter's reactions as the main event — looking forward to "matthew kratter's crash out reaction" to a Hamilton/[[characters/erin-redwing|Erin Redwing]] podcast more than the podcast itself[^x-kratter] — and escalates the claim over the run until it reaches its final, credentialed form:
    +
    +> "matthew kratter is still crashing out about the giggler. the giggler broke peter thiel's head trader."
    +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2026-05-27](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/2059435100564005356)
    +
    +![](/tweets/2059435100564005356-0.jpg)
    +
    +The collateral extends to strangers: "there's a polymarket pleb absolutely crashing out over the giggler and #maximadness on nostr right now" — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2026-03-26](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/2037289629343166872).
    +
    +### Maxi Madness, bracket by bracket
    +
    +The [[events/maxi-madness-2026|Maxi Madness]] run is called on X in real time under the Giggler banner. Rod sets the line ahead of the [[characters/giacomo-zucco|Zucco]] tie — "will @giacomozucco be the giggler's next victim?" — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2026-03-23](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/2036071374532300941) — and the wire, for once, reports a Hamilton loss rather than a scandal:
    +
    +> "Giacomo breezes past the Giggler to face Adam Back to determine the winner of the Node region"
    +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2026-03-24](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2036435520641802280)
    +
    +### The credentialed-outlet dispute
    +
    +The front-for-everything reading has an X-native episode. When @bitcoin_bugle accuses @niftynei of manufacturing the OP_RETURN war to hype an event, it lodges a scoop-theft grievance against Hamilton in the same breath — and answers it with the Bugle's usual self-regard:
    +
    +> "Rob Hamilton scooped our story but we felt it was important that this news was published by a credentialed outlet"
    +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2025-04-30](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1917624760298619314)
    +
    +[^x-condition]: [@bitcoin_bugle, 2025-08-29](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1961419622231531786).
    +[^x-card]: [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-08-30](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1961845503018049658) — a reply endorsing the proposal; the Giggler already holds a real TCG card (`inf-15`) in the roster.
    +[^x-kratter]: [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-08-12](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1955414168632430855). The podcast is the "rob hamilton, erin redwing & casey ordinals hell money" recording; Kratter's reaction is promised for "thursday's episode of bitcoin university".
    +
    +[^ah-fitbits]: [[transcripts/abc-always-be-complying-bugle-weekly-episode-2#t-614|Bugle Weekly 2 @ 10:14]].
    +[^ah-boost]: [[transcripts/abc-always-be-complying-bugle-weekly-episode-2#t-925|Bugle Weekly 2 @ 15:25]]. ASR renders him "Rob one ham" at t=912 before Richard corrects to "Rob".
    +[^ah-becca]: [[transcripts/this-is-fine-bugle-weekly-episode-20#t-244|Bugle Weekly 20 @ 4:04]]. ASR spells her "Becca Ameli".
    +[^ah-clone]: [[transcripts/this-is-fine-bugle-weekly-episode-20#t-278|Bugle Weekly 20 @ 4:38]]. ASR renders PodConf as "PodCon" here.
    +[^ah-milehigh]: [[transcripts/the-orange-wedding-bugle-weekly-episode-30#t-4676|Bugle Weekly 30 @ 1:17:56]]. ASR gives "Andrew Watch" for AnchorWatch.
    +[^ah-spears]: [[transcripts/broccolispace-media-with-charlie-spears-btp-episode-19#t-3378|BTP 19 @ 56:18]].
    +[^mini-premise]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-35|BTP 5 @ 0:35]]; the sentence completes at t=41.
    +[^mini-columbus]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-1315|BTP 5 @ 21:55]]. The sentence begins at t=1314 ("I discovered").
    +[^mini-pitch]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-526|BTP 5 @ 8:46]]. ASR: "MiniSprint" = miniscript.
    +[^mini-ball]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-57|BTP 5 @ 0:57]]. ASR: "Podkoff" = PodConf; "Sailor's Mansion" = Saylor.
    +[^mini-tux]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-2506|BTP 5 @ 41:46]].
    +[^mini-carpet]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-2664|BTP 5 @ 44:24]].
    +[^mini-feet]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-182|BTP 5 @ 3:02]].
    +[^mini-handler]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-3858|BTP 5 @ 1:04:18]]. ASR: "Marty Marty Ben" = Marty Bent; the line completes at t=3864.
    +[^mini-fed]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-3890|BTP 5 @ 1:04:50]].
    +[^mini-shinobi]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-2423|BTP 5 @ 40:23]].
    +[^mini-goggles]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-4894|BTP 5 @ 1:21:34]]. ASR: "Podkomp" / "Podkomf" = PodConf.
    +[^mini-jewish]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-4545|BTP 5 @ 1:15:45]]. The cue merges Hamilton's answer; the verdict lands at t=4552.
    +[^mini-genghis]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-3238|BTP 5 @ 53:58]]. ASR: "Peter McCormick" throughout. Hamilton's premise is at t=3188.
    +[^mini-optout]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-1227|BTP 5 @ 20:27]]. Coined jointly; Richard opens it at t=1221.
    +[^mini-powerlaw]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-813|BTP 5 @ 13:33]]. The cue merges Hamilton's reply; his feedback loop is at t=983.
    +[^mini-tattoo]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-4703|BTP 5 @ 1:18:23]]. The handbook concession is at t=4756.
    +[^hpw-state]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-570|BTP 5 @ 9:30]]. ASR: "air gaffing" = air-gapping. The regulator claim is at t=583.
    +[^hpw-origin]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-1407|BTP 5 @ 23:27]]. Medium confidence: "Andrew Polster" is unresolved ASR and is not attributed here.
    +[^hpw-atone]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-1495|BTP 5 @ 24:55]].
    +[^hpw-discovered]: [[transcripts/scaling-with-paper-bitcoin-ft-21-media-evan-kaloudis-and-rob-hamilton#t-2631|Scaling With Paper Bitcoin @ 43:51]]. Hamilton's question is at t=2621; Rod ratifies at t=2649.
    +[^hpw-dose]: [[transcripts/scaling-with-paper-bitcoin-ft-21-media-evan-kaloudis-and-rob-hamilton#t-3106|Scaling With Paper Bitcoin @ 51:46]]. Rod's rule is at t=3100.
    +[^conf-accuse]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-2261|BTP 5 @ 37:41]]. ASR: "Podkoff" = PodConf. Richard's clearance is at t=2280; the badge-of-honor line at t=2314.
    +[^conf-alt]: [[transcripts/cypherpunks-use-ordinals-mode-with-erin-redwing-behind-the-podcast-episode-14#t-6295|BTP 14 @ 1:44:55]].
    +[^conf-pledd]: [[transcripts/cypherpunks-use-ordinals-mode-with-erin-redwing-behind-the-podcast-episode-14#t-6334|BTP 14 @ 1:45:34]]. ASR spells Pledditor "Pleditor" and "Pledger"; Rod insists Rob "has no affiliation with the Bugle."
    +[^conf-overest]: [[transcripts/broccolispace-media-with-charlie-spears-btp-episode-19#t-3261|BTP 19 @ 54:21]]. Spears' reply is at t=3276. ASR gives "Rodney Hamilton" at t=3302 — Rob Hamilton, not Rod Palmer.
    +[^conf-nice]: [[transcripts/the-orange-pill-is-not-ozempic-bugle-weekly-episode-69#t-4348|Bugle Weekly 69 @ 1:12:28]]. ASR: "Wabka" = Lubka, "Pledger" = Pledditor.
    +[^gig-origin]: [[transcripts/pioneers-run-economic-nodes-bugle-weekly-episode-74#t-2678|Bugle Weekly 74 @ 44:38]]. The nickname lands in the next cue, t=2681.
    +[^gig-becca]: [[transcripts/humor-knotzi-police-state-bugle-weekly-episode-73#t-749|Bugle Weekly 73 @ 12:29]]. Medium confidence: "Becca" is not disambiguated in the audio, so she is named rather than linked.
    +[^gig-annex]: [[transcripts/shake-your-adversarys-hand-with-portland-hodl-btp-episode-22#t-7|BTP 22 @ 0:07]]. The voice self-IDs at t=4 as "AI Rob Hamilton, CEO and cofounder of Anchor Watch".
    +[^gig-lex]: [[transcripts/shake-your-adversarys-hand-with-portland-hodl-btp-episode-22#t-4784|BTP 22 @ 1:19:44]]. Greaser's giggler callback is at t=4762.
    +[^pb-zeus]: [[transcripts/scaling-with-paper-bitcoin-ft-21-media-evan-kaloudis-and-rob-hamilton#t-103|Scaling With Paper Bitcoin @ 1:43]]. Kaloudis concedes at t=107: "I got tired of you guys bullying me."
    +[^pb-rug]: [[transcripts/scaling-with-paper-bitcoin-ft-21-media-evan-kaloudis-and-rob-hamilton#t-290|Scaling With Paper Bitcoin @ 4:50]]. ASR renders Fedimint as "Feda Mint"; Kaloudis's "Not insured" is at t=282.
    +[^pb-creatine]: [[transcripts/scaling-with-paper-bitcoin-ft-21-media-evan-kaloudis-and-rob-hamilton#t-797|Scaling With Paper Bitcoin @ 13:17]].
    +[^pb-sex]: [[transcripts/scaling-with-paper-bitcoin-ft-21-media-evan-kaloudis-and-rob-hamilton#t-2008|Scaling With Paper Bitcoin @ 33:28]]. The "Dick Greaser" of this run is Richard Greaser.
    +[^pb-knots]: [[transcripts/scaling-with-paper-bitcoin-ft-21-media-evan-kaloudis-and-rob-hamilton#t-2164|Scaling With Paper Bitcoin @ 36:04]].
    +[^pb-rushmore]: [[transcripts/scaling-with-paper-bitcoin-ft-21-media-evan-kaloudis-and-rob-hamilton#t-4518|Scaling With Paper Bitcoin @ 1:15:18]]. "Dick and Rod" is the Bugle Weekly host duo; his earlier picks are at t=4508–4511 ("John Seth" = Junseth).
    +[^lat-anniv]: [[transcripts/1-year-anniversary-bugle-weekly-episode-52#t-242|Bugle Weekly 52 @ 4:02]]. He self-IDs at t=214 as "cofounder and CEO of Anchor Watch".
    +[^lat-odell]: [[transcripts/bitcoin-is-like-prison-with-junseth-behind-the-podcast-episode-13#t-6743|BTP 13 @ 1:52:23]]. ASR: "Matt O'Dell".
    +[^lat-math]: [[transcripts/2026-starts-with-a-bang-bugle-weekly-episode-92#t-2782|Bugle Weekly 92 @ 46:22]]. Greaser names it at t=2760.
    +[^lat-math2]: [[transcripts/the-dawn-of-the-1st-turning-bugle-weekly-episode-93#t-3651|Bugle Weekly 93 @ 1:00:51]]. The show name lands at t=3656.
    +[^mm-bracket]: [[transcripts/in-the-midst-of-madness-bugle-weekly-episode-102#t-1544|Bugle Weekly 102 @ 25:44]]. ASR: "Giacomo Siko" = Giacomo Zucco.
    +[^mm-knots]: [[transcripts/in-the-midst-of-madness-bugle-weekly-episode-102#t-1904|Bugle Weekly 102 @ 31:44]]. Setup at t=1896: "It's pretty wild that Rob Hamilton beat Luke."
    +[^mm-prize]: [[transcripts/bitcoin-magazine-maxi-madness-victory-twitter-spaces-with-casey-and-erin#t-2148|Maxi Madness Victory Spaces @ 35:48]]. ASR: "silt miner" = SoapMiner.
    +[^mm-win]: [[transcripts/the-plebs-killed-jesus-bugle-weekly-episode-104#t-3447|Bugle Weekly 104 @ 57:27]].
    +[^mm-bedford]: [[transcripts/bitcoin-magazine-maxi-madness-victory-twitter-spaces-with-casey-and-erin#t-3291|Maxi Madness Victory Spaces @ 54:51]]. ASR: "Peter McCormick" = Peter McCormack.