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diff --git a/wiki/characters/open-mike.md b/wiki/characters/open-mike.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..1a3845c4 @@ -0,0 +1,211 @@ +--- +title: Open Mike +type: character +status: confirmed +aliases: + - Open Mic + - Open Micro +sources: + - raw/episodes/will-the-future-be-joyful-or-maga-bugle-weekly-episode-23/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/the-orange-wedding-bugle-weekly-episode-30/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/thanksgiving-victory-lap-bugle-weekly-episode-37/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/2024-recap-bugle-weekly-episode-42/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/the-revolution-wont-have-good-ux-bugle-weekly-episode-50/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/let-the-festivities-begin-bugle-weekly-episode-51/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/pressure-creates-good-ux-with-evan-kaloudis-btp-episode-18/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/broccolispace-media-with-charlie-spears-btp-episode-19/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/pioneering-v4v-music-with-open-mike-btp-episode-21/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/podcaster-wealth-inequality-bugle-weekly-episode-72/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/humor-knotzi-police-state-bugle-weekly-episode-73/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/pioneers-attend-university-of-bitcoin-bugle-weekly-episode-75/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/happy-thanksgiving-bugle-weekly-episode-86/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/is-trump-taking-ibogaine-bugle-weekly-episode-106/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/happy-pleb-pride-month-bugle-weekly-episode-111/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/pleb-slop-intervention-bugle-weekly-episode-117/bundle.json +--- + +> *Henry's note: rebuilt from the beat index — 32 beats across 16 episodes, coverage COMPLETE. The old page was a mechanical mention-list, and several of its "Open Mic" hits were the generic phrase; the arc below is only the beats where the referent is the man.* + +**Open Mike** is the Bugleverse's model listener promoted to institution. He begins +as the show's most reliable booster — the founding member of the Bugle Mile High +Club, the running bit for people who boost the show from an airplane — becomes one +of a paid subscriber base you can count on one hand, and is finally sat down as a +guest and canonised as "the most important man in the value for value music +economy."[^title] Off the show he is a CPA and independent-venue promoter who books +around 1,300 concerts a year and runs [[sponsors/toonster|Toonster]], the +value-for-value music platform; on the show he is the rare figure the hosts admire +without irony. + +**In it with:** [[characters/richard-greaser|Richard Greaser]] · +[[characters/rod-palmer|Rod Palmer]] · [[characters/evan-kaloudis|Evan Kaloudis]] · +[[characters/adam-curry|Adam Curry]] · [[characters/ainsley-costello|Ainsley +Costello]] · [[characters/avi-burrah|Avi Burrah]] · +[[characters/southside-dave|Southside Dave]] · [[sponsors/toonster|Toonster]] · +[[sponsors/fountain|Fountain]] + +**Arc:** [[storylines/v4v-music-empire]] · [[storylines/fountain-podcasting-2-0]] · +[[storylines/behind-the-podcast]] · [[storylines/fountain-premium-content]] + +## The Bugle Mile High Club + +Open Mike's first canonical act is a boost from 30,000 feet. In +[[episodes/will-the-future-be-joyful-or-maga-bugle-weekly-episode-23|episode 23]] he +boosts en route to Riga insisting the altitude be measured "Yes. Feet. Not +meters,"[^feet] and [[characters/richard-greaser|Richard Greaser]] founds a club on +the spot — "I think we should make a club of people that have listened to the +People Weekly on airplanes"[^club] — installing Open Mike as its first member.[^induct] +The club outlives the episode: by [[episodes/the-orange-wedding-bugle-weekly-episode-30|episode +30]] his 7,777-sat boost salutes the "Beagle Mile High Club" and +[[characters/rob-hamilton|Rob Hamilton]] is reported taking it to Australia,[^rob] +and by [[episodes/2024-recap-bugle-weekly-episode-42|the 2024 recap]] Greaser credits +him with having "created this trend, which is interesting, which is the bugle mile +high club."[^trend] + +The boost is also where the show learns its own business model. +[[characters/rod-palmer|Rod Palmer]] reads a Sats by Southwest boost of Mike's aloud +and realises mid-sentence that he has "just got, paid to read an ad" — a channel he +"didn't think of that as a as a way to, to advertise a Bitcoin podcast."[^adchannel] +The bit hardens into liturgy. In +[[episodes/let-the-festivities-begin-bugle-weekly-episode-51|episode 51]] the boost +reads "Bugle Mile High Club flies again. Zap in the Bugle UX fund from 30,000 +feet,"[^uxfund] and in +[[episodes/pressure-creates-good-ux-with-evan-kaloudis-btp-episode-18|BTP 18]] +[[characters/evan-kaloudis|Evan Kaloudis]] reads one that stacks two more of the +show's institutions into a single line: "Bugle Mile High Club squeezing in my forty +hours per week on route to satirize the system."[^40hpw] The pattern is durable +enough that when [[episodes/the-revolution-wont-have-good-ux-bugle-weekly-episode-50|episode +50]]'s White House Crypto Summit coverage is lost, the one boost asking after the +week's biggest story is Mike's — "anxious to hear your coverage from the White House +Crypto Summit today. Make sure to get selfies with those altcoin legends" — leaving +the host to admit on air that the coverage is gone.[^summit] + +## One of the subscribers + +When the show institutes a weekly thank-you to its paid subscribers, Open Mike is on +the list — and the list is short enough that reading it doubles as disclosing the +show's entire scale. In [[episodes/podcaster-wealth-inequality-bugle-weekly-episode-72|episode +72]] Greaser reads the complete premium base — "four right now. We've got Shadrach, +Open Mic, Avi Burra, and Dave, Southside"[^four] — and in +[[episodes/pioneers-attend-university-of-bitcoin-bugle-weekly-episode-75|episode 75]] +the roll has grown to "six six subscribers right now," one of whom has just quietly +dropped off.[^six] The revenue is filed under the show's standing euphemism: "A lot +more cigarette money flowing in. Really appreciate it."[^cigarette] Mike is still on +the roll call as late as +[[episodes/is-trump-taking-ibogaine-bugle-weekly-episode-106|episode 106]], read out +between Southside Dave and [[characters/avi-burrah|Avi Burrah]].[^rollcall106] + +## Pioneering V4V music (BTP 21) + +The booster becomes a subject in +[[episodes/pioneering-v4v-music-with-open-mike-btp-episode-21|Pioneering V4V Music +with Open Mike]], recorded — as a stated "fun store" — inside +[[characters/matt-odell|Matt Odell]]'s Nashville studio, which the show says it +"took it over."[^studio] Greaser's cold open supplies the title the wiki now uses: +"the most important man in the value for value music economy, the visionary behind +the live streaming platform Toonster."[^title] + +Mike's biography is on the record. "My day job, I'm a CPA working in the music +industry and running this running these venues,"[^cpa] a promoter doing thousands of +independent artists and around 1,300 concerts a year, who has "been around in +Bitcoin for not not quite a decade" and came to it through finance rather than +music. His origin story is a laundromat: asked when he last visited one, the answer +is buying "no KYC Bitcoin during COVID"[^laundromat] from the last such ATM in town, +at roughly a 20% premium, until it was taken away — all of it "subsequently been +lost in boating accidents with Smalley pirates involved." + +His doctrine is inherited from the Podfather. Mike cites +[[characters/adam-curry|Adam Curry]]'s founding value-for-value rule — "he said, you +have to ask"[^ask] — as the discipline artists refuse, glossed as "speak with our +feet, speak with our wallets." Rod immediately proposes the opposite: "my secret to +my success is playing hard to get. Instead of asking people to zap me,"[^hardtoget] +a counter-doctrine he extends, without transition, to dating. Mike's conversion +recipe is Nostr-first — "you you meet an artist, set them up with Primal, set them +up with Fountain,"[^recipe] zap Curry or the Bugle, watch it cross-post — with the +sting saved for last: "buried in that is you have to deal with Bitcoin." The founding +miracle he keeps returning to is a 2023 Minneapolis show "when Ainsley and Justloud +generated 18,000,000 sats,"[^ainsley] the number every later show is measured +against. + +He is also the one guest who names the cost of the purity the hosts debate in the +abstract. He voices the artist he has personally onboarded and then lost — "I just +wanna play songs and and engage with my fans. Like, get the fuck out of my face, and +I'm out of here"[^artist] — and offers the Henry Invisible case study, a blind +late-fill-in who dove into the tech, posted daily, then went quiet, and whom Mike +admits "I owe him a phone call."[^invisible] + +> *Henry's note: "Henry Invisible" is an Austin musician, not this archivist. The +> collision is an accident of the corpus and is flagged here so a later name-scan +> doesn't merge us.* + +The episode also mints Toonster's public face. Rod, arguing that Nostr's real +audience is Gen X and boomers raised on MTV, pitches a daily Total Request Live for +Nostr — "we need a, like a Nostra, like Tunestra"[^trl] — and Mike adopts it on the +spot. Its terms are disclosed plainly: "Toonster is a fork of zap.stream,"[^fork] +open source, log in with a Nostr npub, though non-musicians need a whitelist and +have to ask him first. And its one stated policy, delivered when Rod demands the +platform's official position on fake tits, is "All are welcome here. All tits +matter."[^tits] The hour closes as it opened, with Greaser recanonising him as the +most important person in the value-for-value music ecosystem. + +## In the wider economy + +Around the guest spot the show treats Mike as a fixture of the music scene rather +than a bit. Greaser plugs Toonster to +[[characters/evan-kaloudis|Evan Kaloudis]] as "the guy behind Tunster,"[^exec] a +fork of Zapstream for musicians, and to [[characters/charlie-spears|Charlie +Spears]] as a platform "like Twitch for musicians"[^twitch] — a pitch that lands +directly on Spears' unadvertised second life as a signed indie musician. By +[[episodes/happy-thanksgiving-bugle-weekly-episode-86|episode 86]] Greaser reads a +Mile High Club boost and calls 2026 "a big year" for Bitcoin music with Mike "really +working his ass off," running a V4V roster that includes Toonster, +[[characters/noa-gruman|Noa Gruman]] touring stadiums with Sabaton, and a +[[characters/joe-martin|Joe Martin]] album.[^stateofunion] He is still boosting from +the air in [[episodes/happy-pleb-pride-month-bugle-weekly-episode-111|episode 111]], +this time en route to the Oslo Freedom Forum — which Rod christens "the den of +feds"[^oslo] — and still building the empire on the ground in +[[episodes/pleb-slop-intervention-bugle-weekly-episode-117|episode 117]], where +Greaser credits him with organising a value-for-value event in Chicago.[^chicago] + +> irl: value-for-value ("V4V") podcasting and music — boosting sats over Fountain, +> the Podcasting 2.0 stack Adam Curry evangelises, and Nostr live-streaming forks of +> zap.stream — are real, which is why the show can treat Open Mike's music-industry +> résumé as straight documentary and still land it as a joke. + +## Note on the name + +The ASR reads him "Open Mic" more often than "Open Mike," and BTP 21's chapter list +titles a segment "Open Micro"; both are in `aliases:`. Because "open mic" is also an +ordinary phrase, a mechanical name-match over the corpus is unreliable in both +directions — the beats above are only the ones where the referent is the man. + +[^feet]: [[transcripts/will-the-future-be-joyful-or-maga-bugle-weekly-episode-23#t-3136|Bugle Weekly 23 @ 52:16]] — the "Yes. Feet. Not meters" insistence is at 51:18 (t-3078), and touches off Rod's US-hegemony riff. +[^club]: [[transcripts/will-the-future-be-joyful-or-maga-bugle-weekly-episode-23#t-3136|Bugle Weekly 23 @ 52:16]] — "People Weekly" is the ASR's rendering of *Bugle Weekly*. +[^induct]: [[transcripts/will-the-future-be-joyful-or-maga-bugle-weekly-episode-23#t-3186|Bugle Weekly 23 @ 53:06]] — the induction line itself ("first member of the Mile Club High Club") lands at 52:27 (t-3147); this cue is the Fountain–Nostr integration that carried the boost. +[^rob]: [[transcripts/the-orange-wedding-bugle-weekly-episode-30#t-4676|Bugle Weekly 30 @ 1:17:56]] — ASR "Beagle"/"Eagle" for Bugle and "Andrew Watch" for AnchorWatch throughout the back half. +[^trend]: [[transcripts/2024-recap-bugle-weekly-episode-42#t-2058|Bugle Weekly 42 @ 34:18]] — same beat credits him as creator of Toonster (ASR "Tunster"). +[^adchannel]: [[transcripts/thanksgiving-victory-lap-bugle-weekly-episode-37#t-3633|Bugle Weekly 37 @ 1:00:33]] — the boost read was a Sats by Southwest plug ("found base" = Fountain boost). +[^uxfund]: [[transcripts/let-the-festivities-begin-bugle-weekly-episode-51#t-2771|Bugle Weekly 51 @ 46:11]]. +[^40hpw]: [[transcripts/pressure-creates-good-ux-with-evan-kaloudis-btp-episode-18#t-4628|BTP 18 @ 1:17:08]]. +[^summit]: [[transcripts/the-revolution-wont-have-good-ux-bugle-weekly-episode-50#t-1490|Bugle Weekly 50 @ 24:30]] — Timmy reads the boost ("Open Mic who boosted 7,777") and turns it into an unprompted ad for Tunestr; the boost text and the lost-coverage admission follow at 25:24 (t-1524). +[^four]: [[transcripts/podcaster-wealth-inequality-bugle-weekly-episode-72#t-3452|Bugle Weekly 72 @ 57:32]] — "Open Mic" and "Avi Burra" are the ASR forms. +[^six]: [[transcripts/pioneers-attend-university-of-bitcoin-bugle-weekly-episode-75#t-3483|Bugle Weekly 75 @ 58:03]] — "oh, somebody dropped off. I don't know who it was" at 57:60 (t-3480). +[^cigarette]: [[transcripts/humor-knotzi-police-state-bugle-weekly-episode-73#t-2889|Bugle Weekly 73 @ 48:09]] — medium-confidence beat; the subscriber names in this thank-you are ASR-mangled. +[^rollcall106]: [[transcripts/is-trump-taking-ibogaine-bugle-weekly-episode-106#t-62|Bugle Weekly 106 @ 1:02]]. +[^studio]: [[transcripts/pioneering-v4v-music-with-open-mike-btp-episode-21#t-77|BTP 21 @ 1:17]] — ASR "Matt O'Dell"; the studio is at Bitcoin Park, Nashville. +[^title]: [[transcripts/pioneering-v4v-music-with-open-mike-btp-episode-21#t-49|BTP 21 @ 0:49]] — repeated verbatim in the sign-off at 1:16:53 (t-4613). +[^cpa]: [[transcripts/pioneering-v4v-music-with-open-mike-btp-episode-21#t-1470|BTP 21 @ 24:30]] — the venue figures ("1,300 concerts a year") are at 10:14 (t-614), the "not quite a decade" at 18:17 (t-1097). +[^laundromat]: [[transcripts/pioneering-v4v-music-with-open-mike-btp-episode-21#t-3881|BTP 21 @ 1:04:41]] — diarization bleeds Greaser's question and Mike's answer into one cue; the ~20% premium is at 1:05:48 (t-3948), the "Smalley pirates" boating-accident callback within the answer at 1:04:53. +[^ask]: [[transcripts/pioneering-v4v-music-with-open-mike-btp-episode-21#t-326|BTP 21 @ 5:26]] — "the Podfather" (5:20) is Adam Curry; Mike's gloss "speak with our feet, speak with our wallets" at 6:04 (t-364). +[^hardtoget]: [[transcripts/pioneering-v4v-music-with-open-mike-btp-episode-21#t-409|BTP 21 @ 6:49]] — Rod's line, directly contradicting Curry's rule; the dating extension follows at 7:14 (t-434). +[^recipe]: [[transcripts/pioneering-v4v-music-with-open-mike-btp-episode-21#t-1379|BTP 21 @ 22:59]] — the "you have to deal with Bitcoin" reveal at 23:43 (t-1423). +[^ainsley]: [[transcripts/pioneering-v4v-music-with-open-mike-btp-episode-21#t-1330|BTP 21 @ 22:10]] — the diarizer breaks the sentence across three cues; the words are exact. Justloud has no page yet. +[^artist]: [[transcripts/pioneering-v4v-music-with-open-mike-btp-episode-21#t-1273|BTP 21 @ 21:13]] — Mike ventriloquising a hypothetical onboarded artist, not himself. +[^invisible]: [[transcripts/pioneering-v4v-music-with-open-mike-btp-episode-21#t-2295|BTP 21 @ 38:15]] — "I owe him a phone call" at 38:55 (t-2335); the numbers ("over 5,000,000 sets that night, and he got, you know, 5 or $600") at 38:23 (t-2303). +[^trl]: [[transcripts/pioneering-v4v-music-with-open-mike-btp-episode-21#t-2630|BTP 21 @ 43:50]] — sentence finishes "Tuttel Request Live, we need a Carson Daly" at 43:54 (t-2634); Mike's adoption "I love that" at 44:16 (t-2656). +[^fork]: [[transcripts/pioneering-v4v-music-with-open-mike-btp-episode-21#t-4497|BTP 21 @ 1:14:57]] — the words are Mike's, bled into the tail of an S3-labelled cue; the whitelist caveat at 1:15:22 (t-4522). +[^tits]: [[transcripts/pioneering-v4v-music-with-open-mike-btp-episode-21#t-4339|BTP 21 @ 1:12:19]] — Greaser's verdict ("almost everybody can universally agree on that") at 1:12:25. +[^exec]: [[transcripts/pressure-creates-good-ux-with-evan-kaloudis-btp-episode-18#t-4695|BTP 18 @ 1:18:15]] — ASR "Tunster"/"Toonster" for the platform; "zapped out stream" = Zapstream. +[^twitch]: [[transcripts/broccolispace-media-with-charlie-spears-btp-episode-19#t-4685|BTP 19 @ 1:18:05]] — ASR "Tunester"; sets up Spears' reveal that he is a signed musician. +[^stateofunion]: [[transcripts/happy-thanksgiving-bugle-weekly-episode-86#t-2183|Bugle Weekly 86 @ 36:23]] — medium-confidence beat; Noa Gruman is identified by content ("running around doing these huge concerts with the band called Sabaton") rather than spelling, the Joe Martin album at 36:53. +[^oslo]: [[transcripts/happy-pleb-pride-month-bugle-weekly-episode-111#t-3399|Bugle Weekly 111 @ 56:39]] — Greaser asks him to count attendees wearing sunglasses indoors. +[^chicago]: [[transcripts/pleb-slop-intervention-bugle-weekly-episode-117#t-3142|Bugle Weekly 117 @ 52:22]] — within Greaser's roll call; Mike's Chicago value-for-value event runs from 53:07 (t-3187).