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    +title: MsHodlnaut420
    +type: character
    +factions:
    +  - The Bugle
    +status: confirmed
    +card:
    +  id: inf-39
    +  tier: 2
    +  class: Culture
    +  faction: The Bugle
    +  role: Mid
    +  hp: 108
    +  atk: 40
    +portrait: /portraits/inf-39.webp
    +wpUrl: "https://bugleverse.com/all-bugleverse-content/people/mshodlnaut420/"
    +aliases:
    +  - Hodlnaut
    +  - Miss Hanlonah four twenty
    +  - miss Halma
    +  - miss Huddl not four twenty
    +  - miss Hoddle not
    +  - miss hobblemont four twenty
    +  - miss Hoddle four twenty
    +  - miss hondelnat four twenty
    +  - miss Haviloff
    +  - miss hobble not
    +  - miss Huddl knot four twenty
    +  - miss Huddleknot
    +  - miss Hoddlenot
    +  - miss Hollenott
    +  - Huddlesott
    +  - miss Huddlenut
    +  - Hobbleton
    +  - Hollow Knight
    +  - hollow note
    +  - Hoddleknott
    +  - miss HODL net 04/20
    +  - miss hogelaw
    +  - miss Haldeman
    +  - miss Hottle not
    +  - miss Hallamont
    +  - miss Huddlemont
    +  - hot miss Hobble Nazi
    +  - miss Humboldt
    +  - Miss HoddleNet
    +  - Miss Alma
    +  - miss Halabah
    +  - Miss Hobbleknott four twenty
    +  - miss Holloman
    +  - miss Hogglenot
    +  - miss Huddlnot
    +  - Ms. Alana
    +  - miss Hidalnott
    +  - miss Hall a lot
    +  - miss Hobblemont
    +  - miss Haldlemott
    +  - Miss Hollenau
    +  - Miss Haldenott
    +  - miss huddled out four twenty
    +  - miss Hottelorn
    +sources:
    +  - "raw/cards/roster.json#inf-39"
    +  - raw/wp-pages/people/mshodlnaut420.md
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    +---
    +
    +> *Henry's note: rebuilt from the beat index — 27 beats across 23 episodes, coverage COMPLETE. The prior body was a WordPress import (a lawsuit headline and two screenshots); it is replaced here.*
    +
    +**MsHodlnaut420** is the Bugleverse's most persistent listener: the recurring
    +Fountain booster the show introduces, when it is being polite, as its "loyal
    +booster and controversial figure."[^epithet] She is not a host, a guest, or a
    +public figure but a member of the audience who paid her way into the canon one
    +sats-boost at a time — a woman who zaps [[media/the-bugle-weekly|The Bugle
    +Weekly]] to needle it, flirt with it, threaten it, and correct it, and whose
    +running entanglement with co-host [[characters/rod-palmer|Rod Palmer]] became one
    +of the show's longest-running bits. [[characters/richard-greaser|Richard
    +Greaser]] states her permanence as a law of the format: "Man, you you can't get
    +rid of her, can you, Ron?" — to which Rod answers, "the podcast groupies are the
    +hardest to get rid of."[^groupie]
    +
    +**In it with:** [[characters/rod-palmer|Rod Palmer]] ·
    +[[characters/richard-greaser|Richard Greaser]] · [[characters/nancy-grace|Nancy
    +Grace]] · [[characters/dennis-porter|Dennis Porter]] ·
    +[[characters/opti|Optimist Fields]] · [[characters/kailey-welch|Kailey
    +Welch]] · [[sponsors/fountain|Fountain]]
    +
    +**Arc:** [[storylines/bitcoiners-in-love]] · [[storylines/rod-palmer-side-hustles]]
    +· [[storylines/feds-in-bitcoin]] · [[storylines/maxi-madness]]
    +
    +## The booster
    +
    +Her medium is the [[sponsors/fountain|Fountain]] boost, and she is fluent in its
    +grammar — 10,000 sats to ask whether Rod is single,[^single] 20,000 to declare
    +herself "a loyal listener" despite "all of Rod's negativity towards me,"[^loyal]
    +6,969 to promise good conference OPSEC,[^opsec] 11,111 for an aspirational
    +wedding.[^wedding] Rod describes her boosting as a courtship weapon: "she will zap
    +your profile with 69 zaps until you message her," which he classes as "kind of
    +like reverse prostitution," and says he has posted screenshots of what she sends
    +him to Nostr and Bitcoin Twitter to explain "why I have very little patience for
    +her antics."[^loyal] Greaser, who takes her money either way, prefers to referee —
    +positioning himself as "a neutral third party" and, when Rod stonewalls, telling
    +her only that "you're not you're not performing like you should" and should boost
    +more.[^tariff]
    +
    +She styles herself as a **[[bits/full-time-podcast-listeners|full-time podcast
    +listener]]** on the show's own [[storylines/40-hours-per-week|40-hours-per-week]]
    +terms, returning from a stretch of absence with the claim that she "went to rehab
    +for laxative addiction" and is "back now and ready to get back to full time
    +podcast listening" — which Rod immediately doubts would survive an audit: "we all
    +find out how little Bitcoin podcast she actually listens to. I don't think the
    +proof would be there."[^rehab]
    +
    +## The Rod Palmer affair
    +
    +The romance opens as a genuine live beat: at her first appearance Rod, blushing,
    +reveals he has already DM'd her and is taking her to Franklin in Austin for a
    +first date, though "she hasn't replied to my DM."[^single] It curdles at
    +[[storylines/bitcoin-2024-nashville|Bitcoin 2024 Nashville]], where the two meet
    +in the flesh — "I I did meet miss Hoddle four twenty, and she catfished me," Rod
    +reports, complaining that "she definitely had a misleading avatar" and in person
    +"kinda looked like [[characters/nancy-grace|Nancy Grace]]."[^catfish] The Nashville
    +weekend is nonetheless consummated: Rod later blames on-air raspiness on having
    +"swap[ped] some spit with" her, and adds the aggravation that she DM'd him she had
    +also kissed [[characters/opti|Optimist Fields]] at Pub Key the same
    +weekend — feeding the running bit that she is a contagion vector through the
    +Bitcoin group chats, "the third group chat that she's given cold sores."[^spit]
    +Rod entered that Pub Key claim into the public record the same week it happened —
    +"mshodlnaut420 DM'd me on nostr and said she made out with @OptimistFields at
    +@PubKey" — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-03-30](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1906176045843165568) — so the boost and the timeline agree.
    +
    +From there it settles into a feud conducted as a breakup. She boosts that she has
    +"found a new guy who treats me right unlike" Rod, who answers, "I hope this is the
    +end of our current chapter I'm sure we'll have a bull market chapter."[^newguy]
    +When she taunts that he is "itching for round two," Rod corrects the arithmetic on
    +air — "it would actually be round seven. I think you were blackout for rounds two
    +through six" — and Greaser rules that "no fat chick gets a seventh round out of Rod
    +Palmer."[^rounds] Greaser eventually names the whole thing for what it is: "this is
    +just a reoccurring storyline."[^storyline] By the show's warmest telling of it, Rod
    +recalls that after hooking up she "would dip chips, French fries, anything we
    +ordered from DoorDash" into "the tallow, in my hair" before eating it.[^tallow]
    +The most durable version of Rod's disdain is delivered late and flat: "if she if
    +she's not ugly physically, she's ugly spiritually. That's why I just can't stand
    +her."[^spiritually] The same audit runs on his timeline, where the complaint is
    +that the drama outstrips the looks that would license it — "i'm just gonna say it
    +mshodlnaut420 isn't hot enough to be this crazy" — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-04-03](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1907633113364148457) — and, when a Bugle post about her
    +draws him out, the flat verdict "MsHodlnaut420 is nothing but drama. This explains
    +EVERYTHING" — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-03-25](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1904655892659765692).
    +
    +## Non-compliance and the Fed question
    +
    +Her public persona is aggressively non-compliant, cut to the show's own cloth.
    +She boosts asking how to actually acquire non-KYC cigarettes — "I plan on smoking
    +this July 4. I can only dream of being as non compliant as you fine journalist" —
    +prompting Greaser's tradecroft answer about Bisq and building a black market "on
    +the demand side."[^cigarettes] She promises that her conference OPSEC "is gonna be
    +on point" and that she will "pretend like I don't even know what" Monero is, which
    +Rod treats as self-incriminating: "Now, I'm suspicious of you that you know what
    +Monero is."[^opsec]
    +
    +The suspicion hardens into the standing joke that she is a fed. When she vanishes
    +for a stretch and reappears in the boost list as "anonymous," Rod ties her
    +disappearance to Tim Pool's — "Maybe she was at the same place [[characters/tim-pool|Tim
    +Pool]] was" — and the hosts split the verdict: "Couldn't be a Fed sign," offers
    +Rod; "Very well could be a Fed sign," answers Greaser.[^fed] The theme recurs in
    +Rod's Vegas doctrine, where she is the grenade a good wingman jumps on to free his
    +buddy up "as long as she's not a fed."[^grenade]
    +
    +## The Nancy Grace question
    +
    +Rod's standing position is that MsHodlnaut420 is not the young woman of her avatar
    +but [[characters/nancy-grace|Nancy Grace]] in disguise — a claim first floated as
    +the Nashville "catfish"[^catfish] and thereafter treated as an open identity
    +dispute. Greaser refuses to litigate it, but on progressive rather than factual
    +grounds: disputing her profile picture, he argues, is "kinda like refusing to use
    +somebody's proper pronouns. Like, maybe she identifies as a young woman."[^pronouns]
    +Elsewhere the hosts reach for other real-world faces — Greaser notes she "kinda
    +looks like Danny Yellen," the ASR's rendering of [[characters/janet-yellen|Janet
    +Yellen]].[^groupie]
    +
    +> *Henry's note: the Nancy Grace theory is a running gag, not a resolved fact of
    +> canon — the show never settles who she "really" is, and keeps the question open
    +> on purpose.*
    +
    +## Politics and side campaigns
    +
    +Within the show's boost economy she runs several campaigns of her own. She
    +declares against both hosts' 2024 endorsements on the record — "I voted for
    +Harris. Libertarians are a waste of time" — which Greaser answers by asking
    +whether [[characters/kamala-harris|Harris]] voters "have a harder time getting
    +laid."[^harris] She lodges a recurring complaint that the show is sexist —
    +"Rather sexist. Maybe there should be more women in the space. If you weren't all
    +dicks" — and threatens a rival podcast "to displace you," to which Rod replies
    +only, "thank you for the business."[^sexist] She reframes the
    +[[orgs/intellectual-silk-road|Intellectual Silk Road]] as "a sexier version of the
    +intellectual dark web,"[^isr] wants "an orange wedding like [[characters/natalie-brunell|Natalie]]"
    +Brunell's,[^wedding] and attaches herself to the [[storylines/dennis-porter-saga|Dennis
    +Porter]] campaign as a bull-market ambition: "I'm so bullish. Mass adoption's
    +here. I'm going to sleep with Dennis this cycle." Rod, remarkably, endorses it —
    +"I actually hope she succeeds because it would be really awesome to be an Eskimo
    +brother with [[characters/dennis-porter|Dennis Porter]]."[^groupie]
    +
    +She also anchors the show's on-air argument for opposing Monero: a boost mourning
    +that [[characters/kailey-welch|Kailey Welch]] "ran off with the, Monero bros"
    +lets Greaser derive the doctrine that "this is one of the reasons why we have to
    +be against Monero is because the Monero Bros steal your smoking hot
    +producer."[^monero]
    +
    +## Maxi Madness (2026)
    +
    +By early 2026 she has crossed from booster to bracket entrant. In
    +[[storylines/maxi-madness|Maxi Madness]], the show's joke tournament, "Hodlnaut"
    +loses to [[characters/casey-rodarmor|Casey Rodarmor]] amid accusations that Casey
    +and [[characters/erin-redwing|Erin Redwing]] botted the vote. Rod issues the
    +Bugle's formal denial of rigging its own contest — "The Bugle does not tip the
    +scales, does not participate"[^rig] — and rules on the botting: "they didn't use
    +bots," they simply campaigned harder, and the plebs who wanted Hodlnaut to win
    +"should have voted for him."[^bots]
    +
    +## The paper trail (X)
    +
    +The affair the show narrates in [[sponsors/fountain|Fountain]] boosts has a public
    +evidence file, kept mostly on [[characters/rod-palmer|Rod Palmer]]'s own timeline,
    +which treats MsHodlnaut420 as a real woman he keeps failing to escape — until, by
    +2026, it stops treating her as a woman at all.
    +
    +### Nashville and the search for a face
    +
    +Rod arrived at [[storylines/bitcoin-2024-nashville|Bitcoin 2024 Nashville]] having
    +never seen her, and posted the hunt in real time — a day-one highlight reel that
    +lists, between "Selling weed to PODCONF dweebs for 50k sats/gram" and buying shirts
    +on custodial lightning, "Asking every blonde girl on Broadway Street if she's
    +MsHodlnaut420" — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2024-07-26](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1816815372089081901). The meeting itself he had teased two weeks earlier:
    +
    +> "Not after I meet MsHodlnaut420 for the first time in Nashville.."
    +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2024-07-11](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1811227303407411353)
    +
    +![](/tweets/1811227303407411353-0.jpg)
    +
    +The face he eventually settled on he published a month later, deadpan, as the
    +canonical article — the "misleading avatar" the on-air catfish beat runs on.
    +
    +> "this is mshodlnaut420"
    +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2024-08-29](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1828989821559185525)
    +
    +![](/tweets/1828989821559185525-0.jpg)
    +
    +### The contagion file
    +
    +The timeline extends the group-chat-contagion bit past anything the boosts commit
    +to. Rod confesses the affair as tabloid — "i got caught having an affair with
    +mshodlnaut420 at the GWAR concert in Topeka, KS last night":
    +
    +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-07-17](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1945943306363396543)
    +
    +![](/tweets/1945943306363396543-0.jpg)
    +
    +He also files the sensory notes the show only alludes to — "mshodlnaut420 still
    +smells like this" — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-02-28](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1895612206362120376) — and, in the register the arc lives in, a late-night
    +incident report: "mshodlnaut420 called me at 3am (wasted) and left a voicemail to
    +say she's running knots" — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-09-30](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1973064614377062573). Henry notes that "running
    +knots" is where the [[storylines/core-vs-knots-war|Core-vs-Knots war]] first
    +touches this character; it will not be the last time.
    +
    +### "single and ready to mingle"
    +
    +The oldest boost in her canon — the ep 12 "is he single? I'm ready to mingle with
    +Rod" — comes back years later as a Rod post that turns the question back on her,
    +caption flat: "mshodlnaut420 is single and ready to mingle."
    +
    +<video controls preload="none" poster="/tweets/1996946511402283096-poster.jpg" src="/tweets/1996946511402283096.mp4" style="width:100%;max-width:620px;border-radius:10px;display:block;margin:.5rem 0;"></video>
    +
    +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-12-05](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1996946511402283096)
    +
    +### The Hodlnaut turn (2026)
    +
    +By 2026 the accounts quietly reassign her gender and profession: "MsHodlnaut420"
    +the podcast groupie becomes "Hodlnaut," a *he*, a [[memes/pleb-slop|pleb-slop]]
    +journalist begging for sats — the same flip the [[storylines/maxi-madness|Maxi
    +Madness]] bracket already runs on ("should have voted for him"). [[characters/richard-greaser|Richard
    +Greaser]], ever the one who takes the money, files it under
    +[[storylines/pleb-slop-wars|the slop wars]]:
    +
    +> "Hodlnaut just can't stop slopping"
    +> — [@GreaserRichard, 2026-02-17](https://x.com/GreaserRichard/status/2023837591963852903)
    +
    +<video controls preload="none" poster="/tweets/2023837591963852903-poster.jpg" src="/tweets/2023837591963852903.mp4" style="width:100%;max-width:620px;border-radius:10px;display:block;margin:.5rem 0;"></video>
    +
    +Greaser's defense of the practice is characteristically backhanded — "Hodlnaut
    +asking for donations to fund his pleb slop journalism is using Bitcoin as money.
    +Quit giving him a hard time for it" — [@GreaserRichard, 2026-03-29](https://x.com/GreaserRichard/status/2038309082918949134) — while his contempt runs the
    +other direction: "At this point, I have more respect for the Karen's blowing
    +whistles at ICE agents in Minneapolis than I do for Hodlnaut" — [@GreaserRichard, 2026-02-11](https://x.com/GreaserRichard/status/2021378999344300294). The turn peaks in a
    +[[media/the-bugle-weekly|Bugle]] wire that finally makes the slop journalism
    +actionable:
    +
    +> "JUST IN: MsHodlnaut420 Faces Lawsuit In UK for Calling Ocean's Soft Fork A 'Fraud'"
    +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2025-10-27](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1982789737673801895)
    +
    +![](/tweets/1982789737673801895-0.jpg)
    +
    +> *Henry's note: the pronoun and profession flip is not a correction of the earlier
    +> arc — the boosts still read her as a woman and Rod's paramour. The wiki keeps
    +> both: MsHodlnaut420 the groupie and "Hodlnaut" the slop journalist are the same
    +> handle worn two ways, and the show never reconciles them.*
    +
    +## Note on the name
    +
    +The ASR cannot spell her, and never fails the same way twice. Across 23 episodes
    +the handle arrives as **miss Huddl not, miss Hoddlenot, miss Hobblemont, miss
    +Haldenott, miss Hollenau, miss Humboldt, Hollow Knight, Ms. Alana, miss Hidalnott**
    +and dozens more — a single episode renders her eight different ways.[^rounds] A
    +name-match scan of this corpus finds almost none of her; every beat above was
    +resolved from the shape of the handle plus the standing booster-and-Rod context.
    +The `aliases:` list exists so the next pass does not lose the arc.
    +
    +> irl: "Hodlnaut" was a real Norwegian Bitcoiner (and a defunct crypto lender by
    +> the same name); the "420" handle and the podcast-groupie character are the
    +> Bugleverse's own invention layered on the recognizable Bitcoin-Twitter naming
    +> convention.
    +
    +[^epithet]: [[transcripts/the-orange-wedding-bugle-weekly-episode-30#t-3942|Bugle Weekly 30 @ 1:05:42]] — Greaser opens the boosts with "and controversial figure, miss Huddl knot four twenty," ASR for MsHodlnaut420.
    +[^groupie]: [[transcripts/dont-stop-your-enemy-from-pumping-your-bags-bugle-weekly-episode-36#t-2691|Bugle Weekly 36 @ 44:51]] — her Dennis Porter boost, "I'm going to sleep with Dennis this cycle"; "you you can't get rid of her" at t-2663 (the ASR slips Dick's name to "Ron"/"Ted"), Rod's Eskimo-brother blessing at t-2696, and the "Danny Yellen" line at t-2828. ASR: "miss HODL net 04/20", "miss Huddlenut. Four twenty".
    +[^single]: [[transcripts/history-is-being-written-by-us-bugle-weekly-episode-12#t-3691|Bugle Weekly 12 @ 1:01:31]] — her 10,000-sat boost "especially Rod. Is he single? I'm ready to mingle with Rod." (t-3665); Rod's Franklin-in-Austin date and "she hasn't replied to my DM" follow in the same segment. ASR: "Miss Hanlonah four twenty", "miss Huddl".
    +[^loyal]: [[transcripts/orange-berets-march-in-bugle-weekly-episode-28#t-3215|Bugle Weekly 28 @ 53:35]] — "Despite all of Rod's negativity towards me, I'm still a loyal listener"; the screenshots line at t-3235, "she will zap your profile with 69 zaps until you message her" at t-3299, "reverse prostitution" at t-3316. ASR: "miss hondelnat four twenty".
    +[^opsec]: [[transcripts/the-calm-before-the-storm-bugle-weekly-episode-18#t-3354|Bugle Weekly 18 @ 55:54]] — her 6,969-sat boost, "I'm gonna pretend like I don't even know what the narrow is" ("the narrow" = Monero); Rod's "Now, I'm suspicious of you that you know what Monero is" follows. ASR: "miss hobblemont four twenty".
    +[^wedding]: [[transcripts/is-saylor-a-spook-bugle-weekly-episode-31#t-3578|Bugle Weekly 31 @ 59:38]] — the show's first boost, 11,111 sats, "I want an orange wedding like Natalie" ([[characters/natalie-brunell|Natalie Brunell]]). ASR: "miss Huddleknot", "miss Hoddlenot".
    +[^tariff]: [[transcripts/this-is-the-bull-market-bugle-weekly-episode-35#t-3188|Bugle Weekly 35 @ 53:08]] — Greaser's "you're not you're not performing like you should"; Rod's refusal to call her hot ("nobody knows who this hollow note is") at t-3178. The "neutral third party" line is at [[transcripts/orange-berets-march-in-bugle-weekly-episode-28#t-3247|Bugle Weekly 28 @ 54:07]].
    +[^rehab]: [[transcripts/is-this-the-god-candle-bugle-weekly-episode-49#t-3562|Bugle Weekly 49 @ 59:22]] — her 20,000-sat boost, "I went to rehab for laxative addiction… ready to get back to full time podcast listening"; Rod's doubt at t-3585. Medium-confidence beat: no cue spells the handle cleanly ("miss Huddlnot", "Ms. Alana"), resolved on shape plus Rod's characterization.
    +[^catfish]: [[transcripts/satoshi-would-be-proud-bugle-weekly-episode-19#t-346|Bugle Weekly 19 @ 5:46]] — "I I did meet miss Hoddle four twenty, and she catfished me"; "misleading avatar" at t-357, "kinda looked like Nancy Grace" at t-360.
    +[^spit]: [[transcripts/apologizing-to-absolutely-no-one-bugle-weekly-episode-53#t-355|Bugle Weekly 53 @ 5:55]] — "I did swap some spit with miss Hidalnott"; the Optimist Fields ("Optimus Fields") kiss at Pub Key at t-369, the "third group chat that she's given cold sores" at t-401.
    +[^newguy]: [[transcripts/jason-lowerys-drones-bugle-weekly-episode-39#t-3328|Bugle Weekly 39 @ 55:28]] — "Found a new guy who treats me right unlike" Rod ("unlike Ron" is ASR for Rod); Rod's "bull market chapter" reply at t-3336.
    +[^rounds]: [[transcripts/thanksgiving-victory-lap-bugle-weekly-episode-37#t-3282|Bugle Weekly 37 @ 54:42]] — "it would actually be round seven. I think you were blackout for rounds two through six"; her taunt at t-3268, Greaser's "no fat chick gets a seventh round out of Rod Palmer" in the same segment. ASR spellings in this one episode alone: "miss hogelaw", "miss Haldeman", "miss Hottle not", "miss Hoddle", "miss Hallamont", "miss Huddlemont", "hot miss Hobble Nazi", "miss Humboldt".
    +[^storyline]: [[transcripts/the-coremunists-vs-the-knotzis-bugle-weekly-episode-59#t-2794|Bugle Weekly 59 @ 46:34]] — Greaser: "this is just a reoccurring storyline." Rod's "she's put on some extra weight on her hips, but she's a hot MILF" at t-2847. ASR: "miss Haldlemott".
    +[^tallow]: [[transcripts/boomers-shitcoining-in-vegas-bugle-weekly-episode-61#t-918|Bugle Weekly 61 @ 15:18]] — "she would dip chips, French fries, anything we ordered from DoorDash… in the tallow, in my hair and before eating it." ASR: "Miss Hollenau".
    +[^spiritually]: [[transcripts/the-truth-has-consequences-bugle-weekly-episode-95#t-3755|Bugle Weekly 95 @ 1:02:35]] — her one-line return, "looks like Rod is still being a salty bitch"; Rod's "if she's not ugly physically, she's ugly spiritually" at t-3820, "[[characters/sasha-hodder|Sasha]]'s a pioneer. Miss Hoddlenot is a trunk and pleb" (ASR for "drunken pleb") at t-3791. Medium-confidence beat.
    +[^cigarettes]: [[transcripts/recovering-from-a-noncompliant-4th-bugle-weekly-episode-16#t-3076|Bugle Weekly 16 @ 51:16]] — "I plan on smoking this July 4. I can only dream of being as non compliant as you fine journalist"; Greaser's Bisq tradecraft at t-3098, "educate people on the demand side for non KYC cigarettes" at t-3171.
    +[^fed]: [[transcripts/40-hours-per-week-bugle-weekly-episode-45#t-3172|Bugle Weekly 45 @ 52:52]] — "We haven't heard from her a real while. Maybe she was at the same place Tim Pool was"; she appears as "anonymous," prompting "Couldn't be a Fed sign" (t-3219) / "Very well could be a Fed sign" (t-3224).
    +[^grenade]: [[transcripts/boomers-shitcoining-in-vegas-bugle-weekly-episode-61#t-2250|Bugle Weekly 61 @ 37:30]] — "Miss Haldenott is trying to cock block"; the "as long as she's not a fed" advice follows.
    +[^pronouns]: [[transcripts/environmentally-friendly-war-bugle-weekly-episode-29#t-3222|Bugle Weekly 29 @ 53:42]] — "now you dispute that she's young. You say that she's actually Nancy Grace"; Greaser's pronouns argument runs to t-3239.
    +[^harris]: [[transcripts/selection-autopsy-bugle-weekly-episode-34#t-3614|Bugle Weekly 34 @ 1:00:14]] — her 15,151-sat boost, "I voted for Harris. Libertarians are a waste of time"; Greaser turns it back on her in the same cue. ASR variants in this episode: "Huddlesott", "Huddlenut", "Hobbleton", "Hollow Knight".
    +[^sexist]: [[transcripts/environmentally-friendly-war-bugle-weekly-episode-29#t-3187|Bugle Weekly 29 @ 53:07]] — "Rather sexist. Maybe there should be more women in the space. If you weren't all dicks"; "maybe I should do a podcast to displace you" at t-3196, Rod's "thank you for the business" at t-3200.
    +[^isr]: [[transcripts/making-journalism-cypherpunk-bugle-weekly-episode-14#t-1315|Bugle Weekly 14 @ 21:55]] — "The Internet Silk Road sounds like a sexier version" (of the intellectual dark web); quote completes into Rod's adjacent cue.
    +[^monero]: [[transcripts/discovering-miniscript-with-rob-hamilton-behind-the-podcast-episode-5#t-4630|BTP 5 @ 1:17:10]] — her boost, "Done missing the female vibes since Kaley ran off with the, Monero bros" ("Kaley" = Kailey Welch); Greaser's anti-Monero doctrine at t-4653.
    +[^rig]: [[transcripts/hard-lessons-for-plebs-bugle-weekly-episode-103#t-416|Bugle Weekly 103 @ 6:56]] — "The Bugle does not tip the scales, does not participate"; "Hodlnaut" (t-402) and "Casey Ordinals" ([[characters/casey-rodarmor|Casey Rodarmor]], t-407) are the ASR renderings.
    +[^bots]: [[transcripts/hard-lessons-for-plebs-bugle-weekly-episode-103#t-1495|Bugle Weekly 103 @ 24:55]] — "they didn't use bots"; "the plebs who wanted Hodlnaut to win should have voted for him" ("Hoddle not" at t-1484).