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Jack Mallers

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    +title: Jack Mallers
    +type: character
    +factions:
    +  - Suitcoiners
    +portrait: /portraits/x-jack-mallers.jpg
    +status: confirmed
    +aliases:
    +  - Jack Mallard
    +  - Jack Meyers
    +sources:
    +  - raw/episodes/abc-always-be-complying-bugle-weekly-episode-2/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/powell-signals-everythings-fine-bugle-weekly-episode-27/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/fixing-the-cias-incentives-with-frank-corva-behind-the-podcast-episode-9/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/truckin-down-the-rabbit-hole-bugle-weekly-episode-57/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/node-rape-run-rampant-bugle-weekly-episode-58/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/scaling-with-paper-bitcoin-ft-21-media-evan-kaloudis-and-rob-hamilton/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/grumpy-with-a-cause-bugle-weekly-episode-67/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/broccolispace-media-with-charlie-spears-btp-episode-19/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/queen-of-canadian-paper-bitcoin-with-cryptomags-btp-episode-20/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/happy-thanksgiving-bugle-weekly-episode-86/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/sound-vibes-in-the-fiat-burlesque-bugle-weekly-episode-107/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/are-the-aliens-zionists-bugle-weekly-episode-108/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/the-dawn-of-white-goy-summer-bugle-weekly-episode-110/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/sportsball-is-back-baby-bugle-weekly-episode-113/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/fabian-slop-summer-bugle-weekly-episode-114/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/fundamentals-larps-as-a-journalist-bugle-weekly-episode-115/bundle.json
    +---
    +
    +> *Henry's note: rebuilt from the beat index — 22 beats across 16 episodes,
    +> coverage COMPLETE. The prior body was a mechanical mention-list and is
    +> replaced.*
    +
    +**Jack Mallers** is the Bugleverse's CEO of Strike and, from spring 2025, founder
    +of the treasury company **21** — the show's designated broccoli-haircut
    +[[memes/suitcoiner|suitcoiner]] and one of the standing villains of the
    +[[storylines/paper-bitcoin-menace|paper Bitcoin]] roster. He begins the record as
    +a compliance-and-custody suspect, is reclassified as a Michael Saylor imitator
    +running on Tether money, and ends it as a man whose gravest documented offence is
    +the footwear. The arc that carries his name is [[storylines/jack-mallers-strike]].
    +
    +**In it with:** [[characters/richard-greaser|Richard Greaser]] ·
    +[[characters/rod-palmer|Rod Palmer]] · [[characters/michael-saylor|Michael Saylor]] ·
    +[[characters/jack-dorsey|Jack Dorsey]] · [[characters/pledditor|Pledditor]] ·
    +[[characters/david-bailey|David Bailey]] · [[characters/cory-klippsten|Cory Klippsten]] ·
    +[[characters/fundamentals|Fundamentals]] · [[companies/the-21|21]]
    +
    +## The next SBF (2024)
    +
    +He enters the universe as a fraud-in-waiting. Reviewing a CNBC stream,
    +[[characters/richard-greaser|Greaser]] flags that Mallers' once-empty podcasting
    +closet had filled up: "He did a stream on CNBC, and his closet was entirely filled
    +with Jordans and Gucci clothing."[^closet] [[characters/rod-palmer|Rod Palmer]]
    +assembles the rest of the fact pattern — Strike relocated to El Salvador for looser
    +compliance — and lands on the possibility that Mallers is harbouring the fugitive
    +[[characters/richard-heart|Richard Heart]].[^closet] The wire desk ran the closet as
    +straight news under its own masthead: "Jack Mallers Closet Fills Up With Jordans and
    +Gucci Clothing As Bull Market Takes Off" — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2024-03-26](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1772696274204061789),
    +the byline credited to Greaser.
    +
    +The company itself surfaces as infrastructure before the man does. When
    +[[characters/donald-trump|Donald Trump]] buys burgers at PubKey — billed as the
    +first Bitcoin transaction by a US president for goods and services — he does it
    +"using his custodial lightning wallet strike."[^pubkey] And in the Tether wars,
    +Strike is the flattering comparison: where [[characters/cory-klippsten|Cory
    +Klippsten]]'s error with Tether is ruled a matter of timing rather than principle,
    +[[characters/frank-corva|Frank Corva]] and Greaser note that Mallers, by contrast,
    +"didn't brag about it."[^corva] The charity does not last.
    +
    +## The MicroStrategy copycat (2025)
    +
    +The reclassification arrives as a single week's main story: Mallers is
    +"running a copycat company of MicroStrategy, with Tether."[^copycat] Rod's gloss is
    +that "He's announces he's now a soup coiner"[^soupcoiner] who intends to challenge
    +[[characters/michael-saylor|Michael Saylor]] on his own turf, coining metrics like
    +Bitcoins per share, with holdings "being seeded by Cantor Fitzgerald."[^cantor] The
    +venture is named 21 — rendered by the ASR as a date, "And 04/21, which is the name
    +of their new venture."[^twentyone]
    +
    +Rod locates the real attack not in the balance sheet but in memetics: the danger is
    +that once 21 finishes changing every Strike watermark on the Bitcoin GIFs on Twitter
    +into a "21 splash mark," the risk becomes impossible to explain to anyone.[^twentyone]
    +He also grants, unusually, [[characters/pledditor|Pledditor]] his frame: "Some people
    +like Plater, they're saying this is an attack on Bitcoin"[^attack] — and concedes it
    +could be perceived as such.
    +
    +> *Henry's note: the ASR gives Pledditor as "Plater" here; it renders him "predator"
    +> elsewhere in the same episode. The referent is fixed by the attack-on-Bitcoin
    +> reading, which is Pledditor's standing position.*
    +
    +## The broccoli haircut
    +
    +The signature bit is born in the same episode, as an inverted suitcoiner reveal. The
    +suit is what exposes him: Rod reports that when Mallers "came out of his suit, he
    +finally took off his hoodie" and revealed "his broccoli haircut from us this whole
    +time. And a lot of people you know, it's not legal to have a broccoli
    +haircut."[^broccoli] Greaser welds the haircut to the show's religious register: "I I
    +feel like the broccoli haircut is kinda like the golden calf,"[^goldencalf] worship of
    +which provokes a bear market — "It's gonna be devastating. We're gonna be back at fifty
    +one eight or fifty eight k because of broccoli haircuts."[^wrath] The prescription is
    +scrutiny, up to and including "the same pass that we've given Michael Sailor," which
    +Mallers is not to receive "until he has a grown up haircut."[^pass]
    +
    +The haircut becomes shorthand. Greaser adds Mallers to a roster of the successfully
    +incompetent — "I think people starting to realize that Jack Mallard is
    +retarded"[^retard] — placed alongside [[characters/anthony-pompliano|Anthony
    +Pompliano]] as evidence that in Bitcoin confidence beats correctness. On the fashion
    +desk he is audited garment by garment: "there's Jack Mallers. He's always wearing a
    +hoodie. He's got a broccoli haircut like a, like a zoomer,"[^fashion] set against
    +[[characters/adam-back|Adam Back]]'s hoodies and cargo shorts.
    +
    +## Villain in the roster
    +
    +By mid-2025 Mallers is fixed as a member of the paper-Bitcoin villain class. He is
    +named in a V4V outro song's roll call — "Jack, Mike, David, and Dylan are
    +villains"[^song] — alongside [[characters/david-bailey|David Bailey]] and
    +[[characters/dylan-leclair|Dylan LeClair]]. And in the running audit of PodComp's
    +"Four Horsemen," Rod reports a roster update: "Jack Mallers and Jack Dorsey have been
    +promoted. So it's now Jack,"[^horsemen] the two Jacks replacing Klippsten (demoted
    +for anti-swanitism) and Peter McCormack (demoted for quitting Bitcoin), leaving Jack,
    +[[characters/jack-dorsey|Jack Dorsey]], [[characters/dennis-porter|Dennis Porter]],
    +and Bailey.
    +
    +The name itself is contested. Greaser holds that Mallers stole it: "I do know that
    +Jeremy actually picked the name before Jack Mallers did for his company,"[^frontran]
    +and that Mallers front-ran the announcement of his own company so it would not look
    +like he had copied Jeremy. (Jeremy Poli of 21 Media has no page yet.)
    +
    +## The decline (2026)
    +
    +The later beats find him at the top of the paper-Bitcoin order and diminishing. When
    +Strive rolls up half the sector — "So Strive is kinda like the Berkshire Hathaway of
    +paper Bitcoin companies"[^strive] — Mallers goes his own way, partnering with Tether
    +on the reasoning that they are great at keeping an asset stable and not depegging. His
    +faith in his own product is offered as a feature: asked who you would rather trust with
    +custody, Rod says the killer feature of Dorsey and Mallers is that "You get an
    +opportunity to get an apology from Jack Mallers and your money back."[^apology]
    +
    +The indignities accumulate. He is thrown out of a bank and cannot pull rank — "JP
    +Morgan Chase. He he pulled, my dad is a customer card on them, but they didn't really
    +care."[^jpmorgan] Strike's merch table becomes an onboarding funnel: three hours in
    +line for a sweatshirt, and "they had to give Strike or KYC information to to get a
    +sweatshirt from them."[^kyc] And he is charged with abandoning his audience for better
    +rooms — "Jack Mallers isn't even there to talk to the Plebs. He was too busy closing
    +deals with the Epstein client list."[^epstein]
    +
    +## The footwear
    +
    +The final movement is almost entirely about shoes. Mallers takes heat for his
    +designer Italian ankle boots while Saylor takes far less, an asymmetry Rod judges to
    +be "on a curve" — nobody should "be running around in designer Italian ankle boots
    +just because Jack Mallers is."[^boots] The boots even generate a sponsor line
    +extension, Greaser confirming a market for licking "sailor's boots or Jack Mallard's
    +boots."[^bootlicking]
    +
    +The bit reaches full displacement when Mallers hijacks BTC Corporate Day from the
    +floor — "which famously, Jack Meyers hijacked from the audience"[^hijack] — raising his
    +hand at Saylor to announce he did not understand the pitch.
    +[[characters/fundamentals|Fundamentals]] compares him to Tom Hanks in *Big* and rules
    +it "one of the first big misses of Jack's career," the crowd's verdict being that the
    +CEO of a treasury company does not understand this one basic thing. But the substantive
    +read is buried under the footwear: the real problem, the desk decides, was that he wore
    +unbroken-in boots to "challenge Sailor toe to toe with this gay European boot,"[^unbroken]
    +a law then retro-applied to [[characters/danny-knowles|Danny Knowles]]' own on-air clash
    +with Saylor.
    +
    +## The wire record
    +
    +Off-air, the Bugleverse accounts kept a parallel dossier on Mallers, and it tracks the
    +transcript almost beat for beat — the same arc from compliance-suspect to broccoli-haired
    +bootlicker, compressed into headlines. Read in sequence, the feed is where several of the
    +running bits were first assembled in public.
    +
    +### The conversion (2025)
    +
    +The reclassification broke on the wire before it hit the desk. In the same April 2025 week,
    +[[characters/richard-greaser|Greaser]] filed the first bewildered dispatch — "wtf is Jack
    +Mallers doing?" — [@GreaserRichard, 2025-04-21](https://x.com/GreaserRichard/status/1914388624629449034)
    +— and the Bugle supplied the answer: "Jack Mallers Accepts Massive $USDT Deal To Join the
    +Suitcoiners" — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2025-04-23](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1915071286608273473).
    +The [[memes/suitcoiner|suitcoiner]] induction was total.
    +
    +![](/tweets/1915071286608273473-0.jpg)
    +
    +The paper never pretended the meme stock was anything but a meme stock, polling readers
    +directly: "Will you invest in Tether & Jack Mallers' new Bitcoin meme stock?" —
    +[@bitcoin_bugle, 2025-04-23](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1915087369931260325). Rod's
    +earliest character note predates the whole affair and reads, in hindsight, as the tell:
    +"jack mallers calls everyone NPCs" — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-02-04](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1886921978319188209).
    +
    +### Concealment and debanking
    +
    +The [[memes/suitcoiner|broccoli haircut]] bit ran on the wire as an unfolding investigation.
    +First the exposé — "Whistleblower reveals Jack Mallers wears hats & hoodies to conceal his
    +broccoli haircut" — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2025-04-23](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1915076144581230858)
    +— which sets up the transcript's later reveal that the hoodie had been concealing the calf all
    +along. The haircut then became, per the wire, a debankable offence: "Jack Mallers debanked by
    +@jpmorgan for having a broccoli haircut" — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2025-11-24](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1993030703236497857).
    +The headline is the wire's own gloss on the "my dad is a customer" beat.
    +
    +![](/tweets/1993030703236497857-0.jpg)
    +
    +### The Four Horsemen
    +
    +The single most-boosted Mallers artifact in the record is the paper-Bitcoin roster card,
    +which fixes him among "The Four Horseman of Paper Bitcoin Stocks 💵 Michael Saylor David
    +Bailey Jack Mallers Dylan LeClair" — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2025-06-17](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1935040173085180083).
    +It is the visual companion to the outro-song roll call, pairing him with
    +[[characters/michael-saylor|Saylor]], [[characters/david-bailey|Bailey]] and
    +[[characters/dylan-leclair|LeClair]] in the [[storylines/paper-bitcoin-menace|paper Bitcoin]]
    +pantheon.
    +
    +![](/tweets/1935040173085180083-0.jpg)
    +
    +### May plebs criticize him?
    +
    +The wire's most sustained thread is not the money or the hair but the humility question — the
    +suspicion that Mallers manages his pleb audience the way a treasury manages its float. Rod
    +frames it as a coming reckoning: "pledditor is about to expose jack mallers for misleading
    +pleb investors about how humble he is" — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2026-01-23](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/2014498265329291393)
    +— handing [[characters/pledditor|Pledditor]] the exact "stay humble" brief that is his standing
    +position. The grilling, when it comes, is scrupulously deferential: "plebs are absolutely
    +grilling jack mallers right now—albeit humbly" — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2026-05-20](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/2057232967659876465).
    +Greaser eventually puts the underlying anxiety to a vote outright — "Should plebs be allowed to
    +criticize Jack Mallers?" — [@GreaserRichard, 2026-06-13](https://x.com/GreaserRichard/status/2065646823868359070)
    +— the same desk that had earlier judged him better entertainment than the competition: "Plebs
    +will have a lot more fun playing follow the leader with Jack Mallers than Luke" —
    +[@GreaserRichard, 2025-11-25](https://x.com/GreaserRichard/status/1993197246276682105).
    +
    +> *Henry's note: the humility thread is the wire's own invention — it has no single transcript
    +> anchor, but it is continuous across all three accounts from early 2025 onward and underwrites
    +> the Epstein-client-list "too busy to talk to the Plebs" beat.*
    +
    +### The boots, escalating
    +
    +The footwear saga is almost entirely a wire phenomenon, and on the feed it metastasises. The
    +supply chain comes first — "CEO Jack Mallers confirms Twenty-One Capital has hired the former
    +@nakamoto cobbler" — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2026-06-14](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2066157671737143694)
    +— a cameo for the [[sponsors/smith-and-schuster|cobbler]] line. Mallers is then made to defend
    +the fit: he "Explains His Boot Choice And That His Fiancé Has Been Asking Him Not To Dress Like
    +A 'Retarded Pleb'" — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2026-06-14](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2066183562395594765).
    +
    +![](/tweets/2066157671737143694-0.jpg)
    +
    +From there the boots acquire policy consequences and imitators. Governor Pritzker is enlisted as
    +a satirical heavy — "Jack Mallers' designer ankle boots convinced him to sign Illinois' crypto
    +tax bill" — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2026-06-18](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2067666758471684502)
    +— while [[characters/joe-nakamoto|Joe Nakamoto]] is caught cargo-culting the look: "reportedly
    +wearing Doc Martens to conferences and telling people he has the same boots as Jack Mallers" —
    +[@bitcoin_bugle, 2026-06-18](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2067685115283624255). The boots
    +even reach the terraces, a World Cup fan posting a picture "wearing the Jack Mallers boots" —
    +[@bitcoin_bugle, 2026-06-19](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2068062704732893379).
    +
    +![](/tweets/2067666758471684502-0.jpg)
    +
    +### Thermodynamically sound loans
    +
    +The most recent dispatch returns him to product, wrapped in the season's [[storylines/paper-bitcoin-menace|Fabian]]
    +panic: Mallers "Announces Strike Has Launched 'Thermodynamically Sound, Fabian Landauer Attack
    +Proof Bitcoin Backed Loans'" — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2026-07-08](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2074839063081910666).
    +The joke is the credentialing — a lending product marketed as immune to an attack the show
    +itself invented. The wire's oldest Mallers reference is the mirror image of this: Rod, back in
    +2024, mourning the men lost to compliance — "How many Jack Mallers or Luke Broyles have we
    +missed out on because the state has denied Bitcoiners' fundamental right to comply?" —
    +[@rodpalmerhodl, 2024-05-07](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1787866478894588358).
    +
    +> irl: Jack Mallers is the real founder and CEO of Strike and of the treasury company
    +> Twenty One (backed by Tether, SoftBank and Cantor Fitzgerald) — which is why the
    +> satire can hang the whole "copycat with Tether" reading on him without inventing the
    +> corporate structure.
    +
    +[^closet]: [[transcripts/abc-always-be-complying-bugle-weekly-episode-2#t-1723|Bugle Weekly 2 @ 28:43]] — Greaser flags Mallers as the next SBF; Rod builds the El Salvador / Richard Heart pattern in the same run.
    +[^pubkey]: [[transcripts/powell-signals-everythings-fine-bugle-weekly-episode-27#t-1145|Bugle Weekly 27 @ 19:05]] — the ASR renders PubKey as "Pub Key"; Strike is named only as "strike", so this cites the company, not a personal appearance.
    +[^corva]: [[transcripts/fixing-the-cias-incentives-with-frank-corva-behind-the-podcast-episode-9#t-2433|BTP 9 @ 40:33]] — the Klippsten ruling; Rod's "didn't brag about it" contrast on Mallers lands at [[transcripts/fixing-the-cias-incentives-with-frank-corva-behind-the-podcast-episode-9#t-2518|42:58]], where the ASR renders Strike as "Stripe".
    +[^copycat]: [[transcripts/truckin-down-the-rabbit-hole-bugle-weekly-episode-57#t-2741|Bugle Weekly 57 @ 45:41]] — following "Corey's failed attempt", read as Cory Klippsten.
    +[^soupcoiner]: [[transcripts/truckin-down-the-rabbit-hole-bugle-weekly-episode-57#t-2942|Bugle Weekly 57 @ 49:02]] — "soup coiner" = suitcoiner; Rod adds "making up new acronyms like and now Bitcoins per share."
    +[^cantor]: [[transcripts/truckin-down-the-rabbit-hole-bugle-weekly-episode-57#t-3016|Bugle Weekly 57 @ 50:16]] — "2,000 Bitcoin being seeded by Cantor Fitzgerald." Cantor Fitzgerald has no page.
    +[^twentyone]: [[transcripts/truckin-down-the-rabbit-hole-bugle-weekly-episode-57#t-3161|Bugle Weekly 57 @ 52:41]] — ASR renders the name "21" as the date "04/21"; the watermark mechanism ("21 splash mark") runs from [[transcripts/truckin-down-the-rabbit-hole-bugle-weekly-episode-57#t-3166|52:46]]. Rod credits Mark Goodwin (no page) as ahead of the story.
    +[^attack]: [[transcripts/truckin-down-the-rabbit-hole-bugle-weekly-episode-57#t-3037|Bugle Weekly 57 @ 50:37]] — "Plater" is the ASR for Pledditor, already an alias on his page.
    +[^broccoli]: [[transcripts/truckin-down-the-rabbit-hole-bugle-weekly-episode-57#t-2965|Bugle Weekly 57 @ 49:25]] — the setup ("he finally took off his hoodie and we saw that he had been concealing") is at [[transcripts/truckin-down-the-rabbit-hole-bugle-weekly-episode-57#t-2959|49:19]].
    +[^goldencalf]: [[transcripts/truckin-down-the-rabbit-hole-bugle-weekly-episode-57#t-3348|Bugle Weekly 57 @ 55:48]].
    +[^wrath]: [[transcripts/truckin-down-the-rabbit-hole-bugle-weekly-episode-57#t-3369|Bugle Weekly 57 @ 56:09]].
    +[^pass]: [[transcripts/truckin-down-the-rabbit-hole-bugle-weekly-episode-57#t-3427|Bugle Weekly 57 @ 57:07]]; the "grown up haircut" condition follows at [[transcripts/truckin-down-the-rabbit-hole-bugle-weekly-episode-57#t-3433|57:13]].
    +[^retard]: [[transcripts/node-rape-run-rampant-bugle-weekly-episode-58#t-529|Bugle Weekly 58 @ 8:49]] — "Jack Mallard" = Jack Mallers; the preceding cues run the same line on "Pom" (Anthony Pompliano). Verbatim slur retained per the citing rule.
    +[^fashion]: [[transcripts/queen-of-canadian-paper-bitcoin-with-cryptomags-btp-episode-20#t-1914|BTP 20 @ 31:54]] — CryptoMags counters at 32:57 with the "Steven Lukas" ([[characters/lubka|Lubka]]) shirt-wearers.
    +[^song]: [[transcripts/grumpy-with-a-cause-bugle-weekly-episode-67#t-3423|Bugle Weekly 67 @ 57:03]] — medium-confidence beat; first names only. Jack/David/Dylan map to Mallers, Bailey and LeClair, all named elsewhere in the episode; "Mike" is left unresolved.
    +[^horsemen]: [[transcripts/broccolispace-media-with-charlie-spears-btp-episode-19#t-2562|BTP 19 @ 42:42]] — the ASR renders PodComp as "Podkomp"/"[[sponsors/podkoff|Podkoff]]"; the roster completes ("and David") at [[transcripts/broccolispace-media-with-charlie-spears-btp-episode-19#t-2570|42:50]].
    +[^frontran]: [[transcripts/scaling-with-paper-bitcoin-ft-21-media-evan-kaloudis-and-rob-hamilton#t-619|Scaling With Paper Bitcoin @ 10:19]] — the front-running sequence runs from [[transcripts/scaling-with-paper-bitcoin-ft-21-media-evan-kaloudis-and-rob-hamilton#t-606|10:06]]. Jeremy Poli of 21 Media has no page yet.
    +[^strive]: [[transcripts/are-the-aliens-zionists-bugle-weekly-episode-108#t-2991|Bugle Weekly 108 @ 49:51]] — Mallers "partnering with Tether. They're great at keeping an asset stable and and not depegging." Strive Asset Management has no page; Rod's coda is "Crypto is effectively dead."
    +[^apology]: [[transcripts/the-dawn-of-white-goy-summer-bugle-weekly-episode-110#t-1806|Bugle Weekly 110 @ 30:06]] — medium-confidence beat; the setup names Dorsey and Mallers at 29:34, and the worked example is read as [[characters/need-creations|Need Creations]] ("Geek Creations" in the ASR).
    +[^jpmorgan]: [[transcripts/happy-thanksgiving-bugle-weekly-episode-86#t-1331|Bugle Weekly 86 @ 22:11]] — Mallers named at [[transcripts/happy-thanksgiving-bugle-weekly-episode-86#t-1327|22:07]]; "my dad is a customer card" is the ASR for playing the "my dad is a customer" card.
    +[^kyc]: [[transcripts/sound-vibes-in-the-fiat-burlesque-bugle-weekly-episode-107#t-1688|Bugle Weekly 107 @ 28:08]].
    +[^epstein]: [[transcripts/sound-vibes-in-the-fiat-burlesque-bugle-weekly-episode-107#t-1694|Bugle Weekly 107 @ 28:14]] — the Tether-money follow-on lands at 28:28.
    +[^boots]: [[transcripts/sportsball-is-back-baby-bugle-weekly-episode-113#t-1717|Bugle Weekly 113 @ 28:37]] — Rod's "on a curve" reading; Saylor takes less heat.
    +[^bootlicking]: [[transcripts/fabian-slop-summer-bugle-weekly-episode-114#t-3856|Bugle Weekly 114 @ 1:04:16]] — a boost pitching a line extension for the [[sponsors/smith-and-schuster|Smith and Schuster]] cobbler sponsor; Greaser's "sailor's boots or Jack Mallard's boots" is at 1:04:58.
    +[^hijack]: [[transcripts/fundamentals-larps-as-a-journalist-bugle-weekly-episode-115#t-1792|Bugle Weekly 115 @ 29:52]] — "Jack Meyers" = Mallers, spelled correctly at t-1813; Fundamentals' *Big* comparison at 30:00, the "first big misses" verdict at 30:42.
    +[^unbroken]: [[transcripts/fundamentals-larps-as-a-journalist-bugle-weekly-episode-115#t-1870|Bugle Weekly 115 @ 31:10]] — "Sailor" is the episode's ASR for Saylor; Greaser's charitable "walk a mile in Sailor's boots" is at [[transcripts/fundamentals-larps-as-a-journalist-bugle-weekly-episode-115#t-1906|31:46]].