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Randy “Haulin Sats” Winston
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diff --git a/wiki/characters/haulin-sats.md b/wiki/characters/haulin-sats.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..674683c6 @@ -0,0 +1,47 @@ +--- +title: "Randy “Haulin Sats” Winston" +type: character +factions: + - The Bugle +status: confirmed +aliases: + - Randy H.S. Winston + - Haulin Sats +card: + id: inf-47 + tier: 3 + class: Economics + faction: The Bugle + role: Tank + hp: 104 + atk: 30 +portrait: /portraits/inf-47.webp +wpUrl: "https://bugleverse.com/all-bugleverse-content/people/haulin-sats/" +sources: + - raw/wp-pages/people/haulin-sats.md + - "raw/cards/roster.json#inf-47" +--- + +Randy Winston, known across the highways and Nostr relays as **Haulin Sats**, is a long-haul trucker, pleb philosopher, and founding voice of the **Trucker Circular Economy** movement in the Bugleverse. Operating his 2017 12-speed air ride **Peterbilt 389**, affectionately named **Diesel Hornet**, Randy delivers more than freight—he delivers sermons on self-sovereignty through smoke breaks, CB chatter, and Bitcoin podcasts. + + + +Randy and the co-Queens of the Weaber Valley Speedway in Possum Kingdom, Texas. + +He was **orange-pilled in 2019** by a road legend known as **Skidmark** while hauling a load through the Arkansas Ozarks. That encounter changed his life, introducing him to the freedom of non-KYC transactions and the gospel of Bitcoin. Since then, Randy has converted gas station owners in sixteen states, running his **BidAx miner** off his cigarette lighter while lighting Winston brand smokes and streaming forty hours of Bitcoin podcasts every week. + +Randy’s CB dispatches blend humor, education, and raw conviction. He speaks of **lowered time preference** and **mesh network sovereignty** with the cadence of a preacher and the grit of a man who has seen too many miles of fiat decay. In his off-hours, he collaborates with plebs in the **Meshtedel**, an experimental community developing mesh-based Lightning channels for truckers. + +His signature invitation to fellow travelers: _“If you see Diesel Hornet on the road, zap the QR code on her door and I’ll honk her horn for you.”_ + +## Haulin Sats featured on The Bugle + +Randy Haulin Sats Winston featured on Bugle Weekly podcast. + +## Ariana Winston + +Here you can see Randy’s wife Ariana Winston enjoying a sandwich on her Birthday! + +[](https://x.com/Ariana_5577/status/1974885235025400305) + +Ariana enjoying a sandwich on a pit stop! Good looking sandwich! Yum!