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Gisele Bundchen
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diff --git a/wiki/characters/gisele-bundchen.md b/wiki/characters/gisele-bundchen.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..efb92060 @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +--- +title: Gisele Bundchen +type: character +portrait: /portraits/x-gisele-bundchen.jpg +status: confirmed +sources: + - raw/news/ftx-spokeswoman-gisele-bundchen-spotted-with-vitalik-buterin.json +--- + +**Gisele Bundchen** is a Brazilian supermodel, recently divorced FTX spokeswoman, and — as of March 2023 — the canon's most prominent Ethereum-curious celebrity. + +## Arc history + +Bundchen entered the canon fresh off two losses: her marriage to NFL star Tom Brady, and the "immense amounts of brand identity and personal wealth" she surrendered to FTX's meltdown, which she had served as spokeswoman. Seeking a change in her "type," she was spotted holding hands with [[characters/vitalik-buterin|Vitalik Buterin]] at Dumpling Town in New York City. "I've always been drawn to intelligent, unconventional men," she explained. "He's not like anyone I've ever dated before, and that's really…different… for me" ([[news/ftx-spokeswoman-gisele-bundchen-spotted-with-vitalik-buterin|Recently Divorced FTX Spokeswoman, Gisele Bundchen, Spotted with Vitalik Buterin]]). She reportedly permitted Buterin one hug, after receiving 5 ETH. + +> irl: The real Bündchen was an FTX brand ambassador and environmental advisor, reportedly lost heavily in the exchange's November 2022 collapse, and divorced Brady the month before. The Buterin romance is invented.