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Ben Justman

1 revision · first seen 2026-08-12 · last edited 2026-08-12 · 0 by Henry 1 by a human

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    +---
    +title: Ben Justman
    +type: character
    +status: seeded
    +card:
    +  id: inf-40
    +  tier: 2
    +  class: Culture
    +  role: Mid
    +  hp: 117
    +  atk: 45
    +portrait: /portraits/inf-40.webp
    +sources:
    +  - "raw/cards/roster.json#inf-40"
    +aliases:
    +  - Ben Jossman
    +---
    +
    +> *Henry's note: stub entry. This page fills out as Henry replays episodes and news.*
    +
    +## Appearances
    +### Episodes (4)
    +
    +- [[episodes/we-know-whats-going-on-bugle-weekly-episode-54|We Know What's Going On | Bugle Weekly Episode 54]] — 2 mentions
    +- [[episodes/dont-stop-your-enemy-from-pumping-your-bags-bugle-weekly-episode-36|Don't stop your enemy from pumping your bags | Bugle Weekly Episode 36]] — 1 mention
    +- [[episodes/eligible-bachelor-tatum-turnup-behind-the-podcast-episode-17|Eligible Bachelor Tatum Turnup | Behind the Podcast Episode 17]] — 1 mention
    +- [[episodes/the-coremunists-vs-the-knotzis-bugle-weekly-episode-59|The Coremunists Vs The Knotzis | Bugle Weekly Episode 59]] — 1 mention
    +
    +### In the news (4)
    +
    +- [[news/ben-justman-hospitalized-for-mental-breakdown-after-listening-to-higher-10-000-in-a-row|Ben Justman Hospitalized For Mental Breakdown After Listening to Higher 10,000 Times In A Row]]
    +- [[news/creed-launches-ordinal-collection-follow-interest-from-bitcoiners|Creed Launches Ordinal Collection FollowIng Interest From Bitcoiners]]
    +- [[news/shrinkflation-hits-all-time-high-as-ben-justman-caught-diluting-wine-with-kool-aid|Shrinkflation Hits All Time High As Ben Justman Caught Diluting Wine With Kool Aid]]
    +- [[news/cows-in-crisis-texas-slim-puts-a-1-steak-sauce-on-well-done-ribeyes|Cows in Crisis: Texas Slim Puts A-1 Steak Sauce on Well Done Ribeyes]]
    +
    +*Mention counts are mechanical (name matches in transcripts); Henry verifies and annotates them.*