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The Inner City Mempool
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diff --git a/wiki/bits/inner-city-mempool.md b/wiki/bits/inner-city-mempool.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..a3a9dcca @@ -0,0 +1,98 @@ +--- +title: The Inner City Mempool +type: bit +status: confirmed +aliases: [the Mempool] +sources: + - raw/news/joe-biden-brings-peace-to-inner-city-mempool.json +--- + +**The inner city Mempool** is a public swimming facility in Baltimore where, in the 1960s, [[characters/joe-biden|Joe Biden]] worked as a lifeguard. It is the Bugleverse's rendering of Bitcoin's transaction queue as municipal infrastructure: a clogged-up place where neighborhood kids swim up to make "low fee and lightweight Ordinal Inscriptions" before they get into the blocks, and where order is kept by whoever is in the chair. + +## Documented history + +The Mempool's only chronicler is President Biden, who described it as "a clogged up and tough gig," terrorized by local tough [[characters/cornpop|Cornpop]] until Biden brought peace to it — a feat he offered as the governing model for blockchain policy: "We need to come together and make sure that everyone has a chance to make their Inscriptions and contribute to the Bitcoin blockchain" ([[news/joe-biden-brings-peace-to-inner-city-mempool|Joe Biden Brings Peace to Inner City Mempool]]). Prolonged exposure to its chlorine fumes is the leading audience theory for the President's speech patterns. The lifeguard's chair never emptied when Biden left it; on [[orgs/bitcoin-twitter|Bitcoin Twitter]] the Bugleverse accounts have gone on filing dispatches from poolside, and the question of who now sits in the chair — and who gets to swim — has become the pool's central drama. + +> irl: The mempool is Bitcoin's real holding area for unconfirmed transactions, newly congested in early 2023 by Ordinal inscriptions; the pool is Biden's real Wilmington lifeguard story relocated to Baltimore. The pun is the whole bit. + +## The Mempool on Bitcoin Twitter + +The bit is durable because the metaphor does real work: a pool has a capacity, a queue, a lifeguard, and a standing argument over who belongs in the water. Every congestion cycle, compliance panic, and spam war maps cleanly onto poolside, and the accounts have worked the seam for years. What follows is grouped by the recurring readings. + +### The lifeguard's chair: who gets to swim + +Biden's founding claim — that peace at the pool is a matter of the right person keeping order — curdles, in the modern dispatches, into a running satire of transaction censorship dressed as public safety. The chair's new occupants are miners and the state, and the transactions are the swimmers to be sorted. + +> BREAKING: @ocean_mining and @ICEgov have collaborated to clear the mempool of illegal transactions +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2025-01-31](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1885379735254896676) + + + +The enforcement frame runs directly into the [[storylines/fincen-kyc-surveillance|surveillance beat]]: the pool is a place where papers get checked. [[characters/rod-palmer|Rod Palmer]] pushed the metaphor to its border-politics extreme, treating the [[storylines/core-vs-knots-war|spam debate]] as an immigration question: + +> we need stronger policy against spam. please sponsor a BIP to deport spam and build a firewall to keep it out. secure the mempool! +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-10-29](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1983340165792944200) + +The opposing camp gets the same poolside treatment. Where the lifeguards sort swimmers, the dissenters declare the water a refuge: + +> "No transaction is invalid" Bitcoin users are signaling their nodes as "sanctuary nodes" where non-standard transactions can feel safe in the mempool +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2025-04-30](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1917619399105663380) + + + +### Compliance at the mempool level + +If Biden brought *peace* to the pool, [[orgs/podconf|PodConf]]'s dispatches bring *compliance* — the same chair, repurposed as a checkpoint. The recurring conceit is that the mempool is the exact layer where the state finally reaches Bitcoin, retiring the [[bits/compliance-token|compliance]] anxiety into policy. + +> A 21% tariff on non-compliant Bitcoin transactions is coming. U.S. miners and custodians will enforce compliance at the mempool level. The era of stateless, anonymous Bitcoin is over. +> — [@_podconf, 2025-02-03](https://x.com/_podconf/status/1886430403176681754) + + + +The joke has a cost of its own — even the compliant find the pool an expensive place to wade into, which is its own quiet commentary on fee markets: + +> The mempool is very expensive and we have limited warchest for transactions. If we could send this on OFAC chain it might go faster! +> — [@_podconf, 2024-04-26](https://x.com/_podconf/status/1783955803172393291) + +### A clogged-up and tough gig: overcrowding + +Biden's own words for the pool were "a clogged up and tough gig," and the congestion reading is the oldest and plainest use of the bit — the pool is simply too full. + +> Too many people swimming in the mempool +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2023-11-16](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1725232945378836606) + +Told from the swimmer's point of view, the wait becomes claustrophobic: + +> what my transaction sees from inside the mempool when im waiting for it to be confirmed +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2024-08-27](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1828486065868751065) + + + +In one retelling the overcrowding is itself the plan — the [[storylines/ordinals-civil-war|Ordinals]] flooding the water on purpose, folded into the [[storylines/feds-in-bitcoin|feds-in-Bitcoin]] lore: + +> Last fall the Bugle reported that Ordinals were flooding the mempool to make CIA money laundering too expensive to do on Bitcoin +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-04-14](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1911775506929758240) + +### The spam war and the filter boys + +By 2025 the poolside argument had merged with the [[storylines/core-vs-knots-war|Core-versus-Knots war]]. PodConf credits the [[orgs/knotzis|Knots]] faction and [[memes/paper-bitcoin|paper bitcoin]] partisans with keeping the water clean, in the tone of a lifeguard union bulletin: + +> The mempool cleared because of the hard word and determination of the warriors pushing Knots and paper bitcoin! Be grateful. +> — [@_podconf, 2025-06-15](https://x.com/_podconf/status/1934043205554864571) + +Rod Palmer, unimpressed, turned the "bloat" charge back on the filterers themselves: + +> some of them filter boys should be focused on their own scale... the mempool is bloated? my brother in christ, YOU are bloated! +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-08-18](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1957438997459877997) + +The [[storylines/paper-bitcoin-menace|spam panic]] even reached the protocol, with PodConf treating a relay-limit change as a breach of the pool's cordon: + +> Bitcoin Core just made their biggest unforced error yet. They removed the relay limit on OP_RETURN, opening the door to a new wave of onchain spam +> — [@_podconf, 2025-05-04](https://x.com/_podconf/status/1919056890236997980) + +### "Isn't an actual pool" + +The bit is secure enough that its keepers now defend it by denying it. When a reply-guy took the metaphor literally, the [[orgs/the-bugle|Bugle]] account swatted it down — a denial that, in the archivist's reading, only confirms how thoroughly the pool has entered the water: + +> The mempool isn't an actual pool retard +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2026-06-30](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2071938552318046227)