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The Hashlight

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+title: The Hashlight
+type: bit
+status: confirmed
+aliases: [Hashlight]
+sources:
+  - raw/news/cryptocloaks-launches-new-sex-toy-called-hashlight.json
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+**The Hashlight** is a lore object: a round intake attachment for Bitcoin ASIC mining machines sold by [[companies/cryptocloaks|CryptoCloaks]], "designed to enhance your cryptocurrency mining experience from the front." It improves airflow, "which in turn, increases the pleasure of your mining operation."
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+## Canon
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+Launched February 2023 by creator [[characters/rick-cryptocloaks|Rick]] to combat the loneliness and tedium of mining. Officially "not just a gimmick" but "a serious tool for serious miners," it is compatible with most ASICs and alleviates "the stress from long hours in the Bitcoin mine." One early adopter testified: "It's made my overall terahash rise" ([[news/cryptocloaks-launches-new-sex-toy-called-hashlight|Crypto Cloaks Launches New Sex Toy Called Hashlight]]).
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+> irl: A portmanteau of hashrate and Fleshlight. The product does not exist.